Come on, flash us!

posted on 9 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

flash-after-use

Photo courtesy of T. Newman.
Found in China.

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    So what did you have for breakfast

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Show us ya muffin.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    So it’s the Moulin Rouge.

  4. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I can only imagine what the one is red is doing

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    in red

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Why flash? By the time you’ve “used” the woman, she’s probably already seen it.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought Flash is a man.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:04 am: Blushing deeply after the flashing?

  9. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Eddie Charlton, (famous Australian snooker and billiards player) hired an escort for the night. After the snooker tournament, when they get back to his hotel, at his request, she takes off her clothes, and bends over the bed. The illustrious Mr. Charlton stands there looking at her, deeply engrossed in thought.

    “Is everything all right Mr.. Charlton?” she asks.

    “It’s perfect.” replies Eddie. “I’m trying to decide whether to pot the pink or the brown.”

  10. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0407. You must be hard to please. Speaking for myself, I never tired of seeing it.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d’ve thought this was more of a job for Aquaman.

  12. Marum | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I discovered why Filipina ladies like to marry old western men.

    In my halting Filipino

    Old white men are 4Ms: Matandang (Old) Mayaman (Rich) Madaling (Soon) Mamatay (to die)

    It is actually a joke. Filipinos have a weird sense of humour,, but so do we, to them.

  13. J-Luke | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Button is on your light.

  14. J-Luke | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We would like to have some pictures of the occasion.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved by Flush Gordon

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    You take the blue woman, the story ends. You wake up in her bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red woman, you stay in China, and I show you how deep the hole of water goes.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Flush for Fantasy”

    – Billy Idol

    ”Just Flush It”

    – Mike

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    from ”Pressy Woman”

  19. Classic Steve | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The savior of the universe has turned to custodial duties.

  20. FatKenney | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So, the women’s room is also a photo booth? Creepy.

  21. Pete | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just wait here. I’ll be back in a flush.

  22. EffEff | 11:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Press flesh after use!

  23. Pete | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫ Jumping Jack Flush ♪ ♫

  24. Peter | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After all snapping selfies in the toilet is becoming popular on a global scale

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