I heard you like ships…

posted on 11 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

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You know what else it looks like? A ship.

Photo courtesy of Phil Nassauer.
Found in an old park in Shandong, China.

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  1. Yu No Hoo | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A fine example of traditional workmanship.

  2. algernon | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I ship the ship that ships

  3. algernon | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It myet be a boat

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Ship, ship, shooray!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of shippery.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    In China it’s just a piece of junk.

  7. DrLex | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t need a bigger boat, we just need a shippier ship.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So, this one is a hut hutting?

  9. Frank Burns | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Shippy McShip Face?

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you shipping me?

  11. Pete | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Loose mutts sink huts.

  12. Pete | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Truly a piece of shipshod workmanship.

  13. Pete | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    OK so now I’m waiting for the photo of a Pizza Hut built in the shape of a pizza…

  14. Pete | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I am the captain of my own hut.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Like hull it is!

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    How much hut would a ship shape ship if a ship shape could ship hut?

  17. Marum | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Ship shaper Sheppard styled shipshape ships,
    And the shipshape ships which Sheppard shaped were seaworthy sailers.

  18. Marum | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    HOLY SHIP !!!

  19. Pete | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a mast or are you just happy to see me?

  20. Marum | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The first woman commander of a naval vessel in the Royal Navy was upset, because the male commanders had bigger launches to go ashore in than hers.

    It was, obviously, a clear cut case of pinnace envy.

  21. Marum | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It is obvious, that Shandong gives all of China the ships.

  22. Chris | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, frigate.

  23. UCity | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    How many shapes could a shipping ship ship if a shipping ship could ship shapes?

  24. J-Luke | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    It really looks shipshape.

  25. Frank Burns | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Shipshape and full of seamen.

  26. Pete | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch yer step on the poop deck!

  27. Lora | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like Pizza Hut, except they sell fish and ships.

  28. Lora | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ^ Or maybe fich and ships.

  29. Pete | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Danger!
    Construction Zone.
    Beware of flying ships.

  30. Pete | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, don’t you dare scow at me!

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ship happens

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ship is a clever sheep, shipping on the trees.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    My hovercraft is full of ship.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheeping time from China is just too long.

  35. Marum | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sailors are a matey lot (matelot)

  36. Marum | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    @72rd 1307 . A friend of mine back in 1966 ran his VW sedan up the bum of a cow, He went to hospital to get a couple of cuts repaired. We retrieved the car.

    You’ve heard of serious accidents, well this was an hilarious one. The car was full of ship, to the height of the seat cushions, both front and back, plus miscellaneous amounts sprayed at random around the inside of the vehicle.

    Until that day, I never realised one single cow could contain so much ship.

  37. Marum | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh. To explain. The cow stuck its bum through the windscreen, which explains both his cuts, and how the ship ended up inside the car.

  38. Marum | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0531.
    And lose muffs, sink divers.

  39. Marum | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Loose, (damn)

  40. Salome | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, it’s a nave.

  41. Pete | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Momeeee, I broke my shippy cup!

  42. Shane the Freestyler | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they say, “All shipping ship ships”!

  43. Peter Chan | 2:34 pm |

    Ok, I sure know all ships ship ships, but . . .
    it all still sound like a piece of ship (sp?) to me.

  44. Olog-hai | 1:19 am |

    “So I herd yuo liek shipz . . . ”

    Wonder if the more bizarre anime fans write Mudkips ‘shipping stories.

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