I would do anything for rove…

posted on 6 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

meat-roaf

…But I won’t eat that.

Photo courtesy of Ben Ricker.
Found in Suzhou, China hotel. 

38 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s dead isn’t he?

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That would be an effen huge Meat Loaf.

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Its a rat outa hell

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Woof Woof.

  5. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever made this sign was quite an oaf.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t eat any meat that goes “ROAF!”

  7. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Woman to Butcher: “I hear the meat you sell is bad.”

    Butcher: ‘Worse madam worse! The meat we sell is dead.’

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Made of reftovels.

  9. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT.

    Q. How do you make a dog go MEEEOOOWW.

    A. You freeze it, and put it through the bandsaw.

  10. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    One meatrovels Pizza please.

  11. coffeebot | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    get a road of that sign

  12. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The meat is really Rat.

    We’re just pretending it’s Dog, so as to not upset anyone.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What it is, we really can’t say.

  14. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It is the box they keep their supplies in.

    When you lift the lid, Roaf leaps out and screams: “SUPPLIES! sUPPLIES

  15. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex 0403

    Don’t you mean – was r oaf.

  16. Marum | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Solly abt the glammel

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:01 am: Meat Loaf is still alive. He is 69.
    Well, that’s his age, anyway. 😛

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They need to stop mincing their words.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:08 am: BOOM-BOOM!

  20. Frank Burns | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Let me sreep on it, baby baby let me sreep on it…….”

  21. UCity | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me introduce someone: Roaf, meat crispy. Crispy, meat roaf.

  22. Classic Steve | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rye fol you, and that’s the tluth.

  23. Pete | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Two outta three ain’t bad!

  24. Pete | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Low, low, low’s yer boat,
    Sinking in the steam,
    Mellery, mellery, mellery, mellery
    Rife is my strange dream….

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ROAFMAO!

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They pray lock’n’lol

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Would you like some flies with that?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer Meat Meow

  29. Frank Burns | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “His name is Lobert Paurson, his name is Lobert Paurson……”

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Sit! Roll over! Lie down!
    – Roaf! Roaf!

  31. The Dude | 2:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Rike a bat out of herr, I’rr be gone when the molning comes!

  32. Big Fat Cat | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rover, is that you!

  33. Lora | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Rhat? No Rooby Snacks?

  34. George | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Even if it were written as “meat loaf”, it still wouldn’t be correct. The Chinese translates to “Swiss bread”, probably zopf.

  35. zankhana | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Lovely to meat you”

  36. Peter | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Onry served at runchtime

  37. alexmagnus | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Roaf may refer to:

    Romanian Air Force
    People surnamed Roaf:

    Andree Layton Roaf (1941-2009), member of Arkansas Supreme Court
    Michael Roaf (contemporary), British orientalist
    Willie Roaf (born 1970), American football player”

    So, this is human meat.

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