Ist’s Thipdworld Enginsh!

posted on 20 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

thipd-world

Oreign ides are jongoy…

Photo courtesy of Louisa Geary-Cooke.
T-shirt from China.

43 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    Yoat = Half man half goat.

    So she married a Satyr. Lucky girl.

  2. coffeebot | 4:03 am |

    I know ist’s only been a wddk but it feels like a yoat.

  3. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    I think you need more heip with your Enginsh.

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |

    I’m sorry to tell you this Chang old chasp.

    With help like that , I think you should apply for Foreign Aid.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |

    Teke a nudy of the countody and you’ll get a yoat in jail.

  6. algernon | 4:08 am |

    jongoy why the countody too many youts on the olimb wddk

  7. algernon | 4:09 am |

    I thought China was in Asia. Oh Fu shi

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |

    This motor mouth needs engin sh.

  9. Marum | 4:10 am |

    On her wedding night with her Satyr, Alice was quite overcome.

  10. Marum | 4:14 am |

    So. He is going to climb the mountain during the Ides of March.

    I really do believe, he should Caesar the occasion..

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    Another in our fine line of garbled garb.

  12. Marum | 4:27 am |

    I wouldn’t be too critical. That wasn’t bad for a cat.

    It was wrotten by Garblefield the Cat.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    A nudy is the cause of the student’s self-conhdeno.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    I suppose a rieh man is better than a meh man.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |

    So that’s what Shi said: FU!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    If he was a rieh man, why did they have to work day and night?!

  17. Marum | 4:47 am |

    Languages of the Underdark: Aquan, Elven, Sylvan.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |

    Let’s Translate It.

    – Nkie

  19. Marum | 4:49 am |

    As spoken by a Satyr.

  20. Marum | 4:51 am |

    The dyslexic sports shoe = Inkie.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |

    – Can’t you speak Enginsh?
    – Yos! Iast yoat!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |

    Ist’s shi Alice?

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    A poor man must nig, but a rich man nign’t.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 5:04 am |

    China needs more Foreign trada with countodies that speaks good Enlish.

  25. Big Fat Cat | 5:05 am |

    I never knew wildlife can be saved with poor Engrish.

  26. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    Jongoy: A cheap vehicle with a 2-stroke enginsh.

  27. Marum | 5:26 am |

    Hi Alice. I suppose a yoat is anudy of the countody.

  28. Frank Burns | 5:47 am |

    “Go ask Alice when she’s tein feat toll.”

  29. Marum | 5:47 am |

    DNT 0508.
    Wasn’t Jongoy a cream one put on one’s male part, so as to make one last longer.

    Oh! Sorry. That was Longjoy. 😉

  30. Pete | 6:01 am |

    Beware the Ides of China.

  31. jjhitt | 6:03 am |

    Goodnight, Johngoy.

  32. UCity | 7:11 am |

    We must pratect the wildlife and ensrure they are cowfortable.

  33. UCity | 7:13 am |

    Ist’s? Are you sure they were teaching you Enginsh and not Germanglish?

  34. Classic Steve | 7:15 am |

    Still a better love story than “Twilight.”

  35. Long Tom | 7:39 am |

    Enginsh-beyond Engrish!

  36. Big Fat Cat | 8:06 am |

    Damn it! Last yoat. Where can poor Chinese girls get another yoat?

  37. Geo | 8:14 am |

    Enginsh… the jargon engineers speak?

  38. Rt | 11:06 am |

    Mr. Chen, you might want to edit your personal statement before you submit to the university

  39. The Dude | 2:24 pm |

    lst’s join togetner to jongoy help this guy better Enginsh.

  40. Marum | 5:11 am |

    He is duelling with English.

    It appears that English is conclusively ahead on points, and heading for a knockout.

  41. Shane the Freestyler | 7:11 am |

    “I’m Geibush Thipdworld, Migdy Pineltâ„¢!”

  42. iLock | 3:32 pm |

    The jongoy clearly aren’t helping you, they’re making you look like a dipthip.

  43. Peter Chan | 2:55 pm |

    Shows that it is not even worth the THIRD WORLD

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