The larst name in burgers!

posted on 18 Jul 2017 in Signs

farst-food

Do you have Parbst Blue Ribbon?

Photo courtesy of Adriano Acioli.
Found in Japan.

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  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    THEY SPELLED “FARTS” WRONG.

  2. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It must be the beans

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Road kill our specialty

  4. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually one can’t fart food.

    If you feel something lumpy. It’s too late.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Found at WcDonald’s

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will it make me fart fast?

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hooray, it’s a cheersburger!

  8. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Der Burghers sind besser, am Hungry Jacks.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Farst food, the pirates’ favourite.

  10. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What is the sharpest thing in the world?

    A. A fart. (It can go through your pants without leaving a hole)

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You want friars with that?

  12. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0407.

    No! It’ hearty food. “Me hearty.”

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Farst food – Guaranteed to give you gas!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It may be farst but at least it’s not wurst

  15. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Lettuce have a Farst Burger.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Burgers”R”Us.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – How would you like your burger, Madam?
    – Rawr!

  18. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Actually. If it’s in Japan, it is probably not lettuce. It’s probably seaweed.

    Bugger those damn nips.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:09 am: Farts always leave a hole; that’s how they get out of the body. 😛

  20. Marum | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The burger goes well, with a nip or two to wash it down.

  21. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re hungry, Nippon one now.

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 6  

    For those who were born in the last 30 minutes and haven’t heard this joke yet:
    Farts are extra-terrestials. They come from Uranus.

  23. Marum | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd 0414. When the chips are down, one must always make Das Best of Der Wurst.

  24. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    OUR “STARF” ARE ALWAYS READY TO SERVE YOU.

  25. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the local scarf’n’barf.

  26. Marum | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Michi no eki hamburgu

  27. zankhana | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise? Well it circles Uranus and picks off Klingons

  28. Classic Steve | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Better to add an R than omit the S.

  29. Pete | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 4:33,

    Nice try.

    But I’ll betcha anything they use katakana and say
    “Ro-odo Suteishon”.

    And they’d spell Hamburger “Humbug” in Romaji (English letters).

    Can’t tell you how many times I saw “Humbug” used that way when I lived in Japan.

  30. Pete | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they’re trying to corner the Iranian construction worker market in Japan and meant to say “Farsi Food”….?

    (Yes, Japan has a lot of Iranians working construction there. Or at least, they used to.)

  31. Lora | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of another sign I once saw on TV that said “KIDS WITH GAS EAT FREE”.

  32. RT | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hey, it’s a cheeseboogie! i’d also like no coke, pesi

  33. PeeBee | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What else did they expect to find between a pair of buns?

  34. Marum | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 1848. Hahahaha.

    I am unto the Japanese Language, such as Demolition Derbys are to Formula 1

  35. Marum | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora 0974. One that may amuse you. In an Amusement Park in Oz:

    ADULTS ACCOMPANIED BY CHILDREN RIDE FREE.

  36. Marum | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete. So solly it was 0648 not 1848

  37. Marum | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a Tad rattled, my battery died on the way home, So I had to get toe-ed

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