There’s one in every building…

posted on 17 Jul 2017 in Signs

assonehousing

Photo courtesy of Nick Falzarano.
Found in Saitama, Japan.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The place is a bummer

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s really Egyptian. It refers to the area around the Aswan Dam.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought it should be two

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Q: What is a vicious circle.

    A: Its an ass one with teeth.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone’s taxes are in arrears.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you build it, they will come.

  7. Pete | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Bend over and kiss it goodbye.
    With a name like that, it won’t last.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out for cracks in the ceiling.

  9. Pete | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Algernon 4:03,

    You’re talking about cheeks.

  10. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it refers to this. 👿

  11. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it refers to this = Saitama Masjid. 👿

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    How to become the butt of a thousand jokes.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing there’s a sign, it’s just a hole-in-the-wall.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    They get a lot of squatters.

  15. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When you enter this house you cant have a shu hon.

  16. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It is actually in Honshu Perverture.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    What kind of keys open the doors?
    Don keys, of course.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t like their holeyer-than-thou attitude.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a trick. They sell pants.

  20. Marum | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Holes gnawed in the carpet will have to be paid for.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    AKA Trump Towers.

  22. Marum | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete.
    GOD! I looked up apartments in Saitama. The bedroom is 6sqM. If one got out of bed with an erection it would nearly be hanging over the balcony rail.
    Not much chance of fitting a King Size bed in there.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    All our units have gas.

  24. Pete | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 4:56,

    Correct.
    Neither you, a king size bed, or your boner will fit in there, guaranteed.

    And I sure hope there ISN’T a “Saitama Masjid”.

    Saitama is north-of-Tokyo commuter bedroom suburbs.
    I’ve been there but I lived in the south-of-Tokyo suburbs in Kanagawa “perverture”…so I can’t really call Saitama “my old stompin’ grounds”.

  25. Pete | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Yer kidding? THAT flophouse?
    That place is for bums!

  26. Marum | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t know the diff mate. I just looked up a R/E website in Saitama.

  27. Marum | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually there is a Saitama Masjid (Saitama Muslim Cultural Association)

    https://sites.google.com/site/smcajp/

  28. Long Tom | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where Japanese homosexuals have to live.

  29. Pete | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 4:02,

    Actually the katakana does sound out as “Aswan” as in the Egyptian dam.
    (Oh, dam those Egyptians and their entrance & exit holes…)

  30. Pete | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll never forget the time I was traveling in Shikoku and saw a huge billboard riding through a town on the coast of the Inland Sea advertising a product named “Hard On”.

    Couldn’t stop laughing for about 20 minutes.

    I even took a photo of it…I need to go dig that up and send it to the webmaster.

  31. Pete | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    PS: I think it was the name for an auto wax or something like that.

  32. UCity | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, I would not take up residence in one such ass that.

  33. Light Code | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So narrow that you can squeeze only one ass per apartment.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Almost the same ass two housing, but only for a single person

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Get one, have a number two for three!

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: You’re welcome to come ass soon ass possible

  37. Droll not Troll | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is somebody baking brownies in there?

  38. jjhitt | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I lived in some half assed places, this would be a step up.

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