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posted on 14 Jul 2017 in Menus, Signs

vegetables-slut

This salad tastes immoral.

Photo courtesy Michael Degelbeck.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.

34 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |

    Better than fruit slut

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Bloke finds a bit of carrot.

    HIM: “My dear. Have you been plying with carrots?”

    She: “No. It was the bloke before you, he had a chunder.”

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Well somethings gaping wide

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |

    So the orka said to the tomato

  5. Marum | 4:04 am |

    Plying = playing (But I’m sure you did not want to know that)

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Prostitute to go with your prosciutto.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Serve it with wontons.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |

    Good with raunch dressing.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    I prefer whoregrain food.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    – To go or you’ll do it here, Sir?

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:10 am |

    Vegan sluts are in such high demand now.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |

    The job ad says they’re looking for a peeler.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    Mmmm! Vegetable tart!

  14. Marum | 5:03 am |

    VEGETABLE MUFF in

  15. Marum | 5:14 am |

    Saruyahiko Coffee revue,

    Traveller rating

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  16. Droll not Troll | 6:12 am |

    Really? I don’t even see any root vegetables.

  17. Pete | 6:32 am |

    Naughtily refreshing

  18. Pete | 6:32 am |

    Heard of Johnny Appleseed?
    This is for Johnny Veggieseed.

  19. Pete | 6:38 am |

    Weird. The Japanese katakana actually says “suratto”.
    Which is not a katakana word i’ve ever heard used in Japan.

    They make 3 types, each with varying combinations of veggies/ingredients. Regardless, a baguette is served with.

  20. Marum | 6:47 am |

    @Pete. 0638. Looks like vegies in Whale-blubber.

  21. Marum | 6:52 am |

    Or Coconut-oil. It solidifies at +25C (77F).

    BTW Coconut-oil is great for running the older style diesels on. (DPA or Inline Pumps). But unless you have a heated fuel tank, it only works in the tropics.

  22. Pete | 6:53 am |

    Oooooohkaaaay…I just learned something.
    And am not feeling any better now that I have.

    Slut: A breakfast dish based on coddled egg and pureed potato.

    http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/スラット

    God only knows how they chose THIS word for the katakana…

  23. Marum | 6:58 am |

    Also. Don’t know about Suratto, but Surat.

    Surat = Town on the Balonne River, 380Km west of Brissie

    Pop = 2011 census 426.

  24. Marum | 7:10 am |

    @Pete.

    Maybe: Slut = Suratto/sulatto.

  25. Marum | 7:14 am |

    perhaps you know the lingo too well.

    But to me; slut(o) sounds a bit like sulatto – said with a Japanese accent.

  26. Geo | 7:18 am |

    Eggplants and cucumbers galore!

  27. colin | 8:03 am |

    where’s the address ? I need some loving !!!

  28. Classic Steve | 8:40 am |

    That’s not salad dressing….

  29. Pete | 9:44 am |

    Almost forgot: Each of the 3 options comes with okra in it.
    As if coddled egg wasn’t gooey and slimy enough…

  30. Pete | 10:57 am |

    Found the source.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggslut

  31. Rt | 4:00 pm |

    I brought protection… i’m wearing a bib

  32. SF | 12:33 am |

    @Classic Steve 8:40

    You mean it’s more like salad wear?

  33. zankhana | 5:14 am |

    Having lived in Tokyo’s Kabukicho I’m not so surprised that the Summer Vegetable Slut is sold out. Anything goes there.

  34. PeeBee | 9:12 am |

    I’m so tired of Salad Shaming.

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