This bread seems have magic.

posted on 21 Jul 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

bread

Photo courtesy of Aaron Ruiz.
Found at bakery in Langfang, China.

38 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    But one cannot live by bread alone

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Bread can be quite creepy

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Enjoyment is a hot bun

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Bread that is creeping anywhere is way past its use-by date.

  5. coffeebot | 4:06 am |

    Can I get my ever changing enjoyment toasted?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Enjoy yourself too, Bread!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    The bread is fine but the advertising is half-baked.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Welcome to here.
    It is space you can
    many breads.It is
    space you can many breads.It
    is space you can many breads.
    It is space you canmany
    breads.It is space you can
    many breads.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Bread is not only the food for the table, but the centrepiece. It’s a bunch of flours.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    The composer of this Engrish was on a roll.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:38 am |

    Magic bread makes a great sandwitch.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:42 am |

    Just eat it, dude! No more bs.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    They make it sound like bread is the best thing since sliced… oh, wait…

  14. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    Kind of makes you Wonder…………

  15. Marum | 5:03 am |

    Soundike: She is rooting a baker.

  16. Marum | 5:03 am |

    Sounds like: She is rooting a baker.

  17. Marum | 5:06 am |

    Q: Do you know why the bloke got a job as a baker?

    A. He kneaded da dough.

  18. Pete | 5:13 am |

    Looks to me like the Chinese baker hired a Japanese translator.

  19. Pete | 5:15 am |

    Crept?
    Sneaky bread.
    Ninja-Pan Man…

  20. Frank Burns | 5:15 am |

    “Look, I just wanna make a damn sammich already!”

  21. Marum | 5:21 am |

    Our bread is made of the finest Hyperbole.

  22. Marum | 5:24 am |

    Growing up on the beaches at Coolangatta, I soon found out what sand-wiches really are.

  23. Marum | 5:31 am |

    Quote: Let us enjoy the delicious bead,
    going to the happy and sweet life.

    I am so grad that the bread will transport one to “La dolce vita.”

  24. Marum | 5:33 am |

    Q. What sort of bread does a dyslexic Hindu eat?

    A. Anna Bread. (Naan)

  25. Marum | 5:46 am |

    Magic Bread is made from Pixie Dust.

    I’ll let you guess what Pixie Dust is made from.

  26. Pete | 5:51 am |

    Passion & happiness? Hmmm…
    I’ll have what the’re having!

  27. J-Luke | 5:52 am |

    It’s loafed by many.

  28. J-Luke | 5:53 am |

    Someone used weed instead of wheat…

  29. Pete | 8:40 am |

    It’s a typo.
    They meant to write “breast”.

  30. Lora | 9:22 am |

    When teenagers start to butter their parents up, the next thing they usually ask for is the bread.

  31. Classic Steve | 12:33 pm |

    No, this isn’t the Eucharist.

  32. UCity | 1:27 pm |

    Bread is the main food, pastry, and dessert? There’s a “Yo dawg” joke in there somewhere.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:25 pm |

    Some of my best friends are bread.

  34. Droll not Troll | 4:33 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 2:25 pm: And some of “man’s best friends” are bred.

  35. Long Tom | 5:57 pm |

    I’ve heard of Alice B. Toklas brownies, but…

  36. Eggrish | 1:00 am |

    Made with pride by the high Elves of Rivendell

  37. Marum | 3:50 am |

    @Algfrnon 0404. You are a naughty boy. Aren’t you? 👿

  38. iLock | 8:23 pm |

    Try the Occult 5-Grains bread today

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