This bread seems have magic.

posted on 21 Jul 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

bread

Photo courtesy of Aaron Ruiz.
Found at bakery in Langfang, China.

38 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    But one cannot live by bread alone

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Bread can be quite creepy

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoyment is a hot bun

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Bread that is creeping anywhere is way past its use-by date.

  5. coffeebot | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get my ever changing enjoyment toasted?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoy yourself too, Bread!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The bread is fine but the advertising is half-baked.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to here.
    It is space you can
    many breads.It is
    space you can many breads.It
    is space you can many breads.
    It is space you canmany
    breads.It is space you can
    many breads.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Bread is not only the food for the table, but the centrepiece. It’s a bunch of flours.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The composer of this Engrish was on a roll.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Magic bread makes a great sandwitch.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just eat it, dude! No more bs.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    They make it sound like bread is the best thing since sliced… oh, wait…

  14. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Kind of makes you Wonder…………

  15. Marum | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Soundike: She is rooting a baker.

  16. Marum | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like: She is rooting a baker.

  17. Marum | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: Do you know why the bloke got a job as a baker?

    A. He kneaded da dough.

  18. Pete | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks to me like the Chinese baker hired a Japanese translator.

  19. Pete | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Crept?
    Sneaky bread.
    Ninja-Pan Man…

  20. Frank Burns | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Look, I just wanna make a damn sammich already!”

  21. Marum | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Our bread is made of the finest Hyperbole.

  22. Marum | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Growing up on the beaches at Coolangatta, I soon found out what sand-wiches really are.

  23. Marum | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Quote: Let us enjoy the delicious bead,
    going to the happy and sweet life.

    I am so grad that the bread will transport one to “La dolce vita.”

  24. Marum | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What sort of bread does a dyslexic Hindu eat?

    A. Anna Bread. (Naan)

  25. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Magic Bread is made from Pixie Dust.

    I’ll let you guess what Pixie Dust is made from.

  26. Pete | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Passion & happiness? Hmmm…
    I’ll have what the’re having!

  27. J-Luke | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s loafed by many.

  28. J-Luke | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone used weed instead of wheat…

  29. Pete | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a typo.
    They meant to write “breast”.

  30. Lora | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When teenagers start to butter their parents up, the next thing they usually ask for is the bread.

  31. Classic Steve | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No, this isn’t the Eucharist.

  32. UCity | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bread is the main food, pastry, and dessert? There’s a “Yo dawg” joke in there somewhere.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of my best friends are bread.

  34. Droll not Troll | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 2:25 pm: And some of “man’s best friends” are bred.

  35. Long Tom | 5:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of Alice B. Toklas brownies, but…

  36. Eggrish | 1:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Made with pride by the high Elves of Rivendell

  37. Marum | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algfrnon 0404. You are a naughty boy. Aren’t you? 👿

  38. iLock | 8:23 pm |

    Try the Occult 5-Grains bread today

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