Work piece has had his eye on you for a while…

posted on 7 Jul 2017 in Instructions

hit-on-you

Photo courtesy of Tony M.

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  1. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Keep your nose to the grindstone.

    Your shoulder to the wheel .

    And put your back into the task.

    Then try to get any bloody work done in that position.

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |

    And this is the safe area.

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |

    Flying chips?

    Ah! Do you want flies with that?

  4. Frank Burns | 4:07 am |

    Death by Doritos.

  5. Frank Burns | 4:09 am |

    The wrench said, “So, do you come here often? Can I buy you a drink?”

  6. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Be careful of potatoes

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |

    BTW A bloke I know has spent 15 years in Indonesia. So he tells me; Maccas there don’t serve fries. They serve rice with everything, and a melting hot sauce to go with it.

  8. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Hit you for what

  9. Marum | 4:14 am |

    @FB 0409. So, do you come here often?
    After the fifth time, she bought me a spare key. 👿

  10. Marum | 4:16 am |

    It is instructive to learn, that even after a fatal injury, death is optional.

  11. Marum | 4:32 am |

    Tis true Maccas Indonesia menu:
    http://www.mcdonalds.co.id/

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    Wearing an Indian headdress and a clown nose and raising your hands in the air may offer some protection.

  13. Marum | 4:38 am |

    Tool may be ejected from the machine.

    That would be soul destroying, to be rejected by a Girlie Doll.

  14. Marum | 4:57 am |

    @DNT 0437. It doesn’t really. But at least you die laughing.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:33 am |

    This job is a labour of love.

  16. Pete | 6:18 am |

    ♪ Attaaaaack, of the Killer Potaaaatoes…♪

    (And in case some don’t get the reference see link.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3uIKzgcDxo

  17. Pete | 6:21 am |

    @Frank Burns 4:09,

    Yeah, because the wrench’s true intention is to find a use for his drill bit.
    :)

  18. Chris | 7:04 am |

    Fatal injury…or death. Choose wisely.

  19. UCity | 8:11 am |

    Sounds like a scenario in which someone could end up wearing a law suit.

  20. Lora | 9:47 am |

    No matter how much he hits on you, it’s never a good idea to start flirting with Death.

  21. Long Tom | 12:09 pm |

    This takes sexual harassment in the workplace to new heights-or a new low.

  22. Pete | 1:41 pm |

    Let s/he who is without gin cast the first stone!

  23. Pete | 1:43 pm |

    Remember to stand a stone’s throw away from the work zone!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:06 pm |

    That must be Pringles

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:07 pm |

    WARNING: Blurred CAUTION below

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:11 pm |

    – Please help me, Officer, the chips are hitting on me!
    – Have you been drinking, Madam?

  27. Droll not Troll | 3:50 pm |

    I wish the chips would quit hitting on me. The peanuts are way more attractive.

  28. RT | 5:14 pm |

    i don’t want to die, but on the other hand, i REALLY want to make a workbench for our home office…

  29. EffEff | 7:33 pm |

    Warning: Machine may eject fish and chips.

  30. EffEff | 7:36 pm |

    Actual Doctor Who episode title:”The Curse of Fatal Death”

  31. Droll not Troll | 12:48 am |

    @EffEff | 7:36 pm: That is actually a comedy send-up of Doctor Who, and a really good one, IMHO. The only time so far that the Doctor regenerated as a female! A must-see for fans of Rowan Atkinson.

  32. Droll not Troll | 12:58 am |

    This machine is a real piece of work!

  33. Big Fat Cat | 3:33 am |

    Piece be with you!

  34. Pete | 5:40 am |

    @BFC:

    More like “Pieces be upon you!”

  35. Light Code | 12:29 pm |

    The work piece may hit on me and it can result in fatal injury or death?
    You nasty, work piece! I’m not into that “gore” crazy stuff…

  36. EffEff | 1:07 pm |

    @Droll: Let’s just say that COFD is official but not canonical.I really enjoyed it too.

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