Fish inspire me…

posted on 26 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Hairbrush

Photo courtesy of Mark Whitley.
Hairbrush package found in Taiwan.

29 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I love the feeling of scales in my hair

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    And what does the flower have to do with this

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |

    In a crowed city, lots of people are raven-haired.

  4. Marum | 4:11 am |

    Th day I see a fish walking along the city, I’ll give up drinking.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:12 am |

    A walking hair brush followed by a stalking scissors!

  6. Marum | 4:13 am |

    Mate. If you are finding yourself, I can assure you it is not worth the cab-fare.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:18 am |

    Go for a walk, just for the halibut.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    A fish walking along the city is what makes the crows nervous.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    A rolling stone gathers no moss, as a walking fish uses no hair brush.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Hair brush philosophy is over my head.

  11. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Seeing they are using the singular “I”. How can “I” be a crowded.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am |

    Fish aren’t free and the price just went up.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    Hair Fish?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    I smell something … brushy.

  15. Marum | 4:46 am |

    Nervous!

    This rather chubby bloke, tentatively signs up for a weight loss course. He signs for stage 1. Just after dark this beautiful young lady arrives at his door wearing nothing, other than a pair of Joggers. She says: ” RIGHT! If you can catch me, you can f— me.” and starts running.

    At the end of the week he has lost 5Kg. So he signs up for stage 2.

    That night, a beautiful black lady wearing nothing but running spikes, shows up. SAame story.

    At the end of that week he has lost 10Kg. So he gleefully signs up for stage 3.

    That night when he opens his door, there is this gigantic naked black man wearing running spikes, with a penis like a horse. He says. “RIGHT! Start running. If I can catch you I get to f— you.”

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |

    Still better than high comestic brush

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |

    – And don’t forget to fish your teeth, honey!

  18. Pete | 4:51 am |

    …coz I’m as free as a fish now,
    and this fish you cannot change…

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    From ‘A Fish Called Wanda’

  20. Yu No Hoo | 5:02 am |

    This one girl in school, I loved how her hair smelt.

  21. DrLex | 1:36 am |

    In such a crowed city
    I refuse to be the same,
    so I don’t take out my umbrella
    and let myself be covered in crow guano.

  22. Droll not Troll | 2:46 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:02 am: So you went to a pubic school? 😈

  23. Marum | 3:06 am |

    Every morning in the lifts, Krygian , one of a lady’s co workers, used to remark on how nice her hair smelt.

    Eventually she complaines to her supervisor about it.

    Supervisor: “I can’t see how a man complementing you on how nice your hair smells, is harassment.”

    She: “KRYGIAN IS A DWARF YOU NONG!”

  24. Marum | 4:00 am |

    @72rd 0458
    A fish called Wandjina?

    There I’ve insulted the tribes of the Kimberley region.

    Sori Wunambul, Ngarinyin, and Woroa people.

  25. Long Tom | 4:22 am |

    Dnt: In college, a professor accidentally wrote om the whiteboard the words “PUBLIC DOMAIN”, but she forgot the letter “L”. I pointed this out to her.

  26. jjhitt | 8:54 am |

    Give me a caw when you get to the crowed city.

  27. Tom P. | 9:31 am |

    I want to be myself, as free a a fish.
    Walking along the city, free my own pace as I wish.
    And I hope my message will be listed on the website: Engrish.

  28. zankhana | 2:19 pm |

    @ Yu No Hoo – I think I knew the girl you are talking about – her name was Susanna, but we called her Sushi for short.

  29. Olog-hai | 12:53 am |

    So long, and thanks for all the free fish. Wish they weren’t walking.

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