Flesh, not flozen

posted on 18 Aug 2017 in Signs

flesh-meat-flesh-fishs

Straight from the fleezer.

Photo courtesy of E. Cartier.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

33 captions

  1. Frank Burns | 4:14 am |

    Well, the sign is not wrong. Just redundant.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    You can fly it or flicassee it.

  3. algernon | 4:29 am |

    It’s slightly pink

  4. algernon | 4:30 am |

    Also with flesh peas and carrots

  5. DrLex | 4:35 am |

    This all looks a bit fishsy

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am |

    Give ’em what they want and make no bones about it.

  7. Marum | 4:38 am |

    Many are chilled. But few are frozen

  8. DrLex | 4:42 am |

    The fleezer is defective, so you’ll get plenty of flies with that.

  9. Marum | 4:46 am |

    Is Flesh Meat a tautology?

    As in: Hasten quickly.

  10. UCity | 4:50 am |

    From the department of redundant sea department.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    The sign maker made a missteak.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:07 am |

    If you want rots, we have rots.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |

    Where’s the meat? I think it’s a crock.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:29 am |

    Now I know: When you take a photo indoors you have to use flesh, not fishs.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |

    My hovercraft is full of eelss.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:36 am |

    CAUTION: May contain Engrishs

  17. Marum | 5:48 am |

    Any jokes about bananas and meat, are too crude….Even for me. 👅

  18. Marum | 6:09 am |

    Te audiere no possum, musa sapientium fixe est in anus cavum

  19. Marum | 6:14 am |

    Te audire no possum, musa sapientium fixe est in aure. 💫

  20. McBee | 6:27 am |

    Cannibal-friendly supermarket.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 6:41 am |

    Meat and fish usually come from a plant.

  22. Chris | 6:58 am |

    As opposed to vegetarian meat.

  23. alexmagnus | 11:52 am |

    The vodka is good but the meat is rotten

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:59 pm |

    It puts the fishs on its skin or else it gets the flesh again

  25. Pete | 2:13 pm |

    WHEEEERE’S THE BEEF?

    (For anyone who wasn’t watching TV inside the US in the mid-1980’s, you may not get the reference. Hence, the following links to 3 amusing old USA TV adverts.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH5EsGcmTw

  26. Long Tom | 2:52 pm |

    @Chris- There really is a product called “veat”, or vegetarian meat. I’ve seen it in the Flattop Grill restaurants.

  27. Marum | 4:48 am |

    @Pete 1413.
    FEED THE MAN MEAT; Aussie ad for lamb.

  28. Marum | 4:53 am |

    We have a population of 25M people and over 100M sheep.

    And not all of them are politicians, we save those jobs for the Goats. 🐏

  29. Long Tom | 12:06 am |

    I’ve heard of “fleshlight”, but never learned what the word refers to.

  30. Marum | 3:42 am |

    @Long Tom 0006hrs.
    I’ll give you a clue. It will not enable you, to see in the dark. Hehehehehe.

  31. Chris | 9:03 am |

    @ Long Tom, 2:52 PM: I’ve learned that if you go vegetarian, stay away from the fake meats and meat substitutes. I haven’t found one yet that’s not ghastly.

  32. Pete | 5:45 pm |

    @Marum 4:48,

    Got a URL for that lamb commercial?

  33. Peter Chan | 10:56 am |

    Somebody please collect this typical Japanese Engrish !

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