Gramma called’em cant see-critters.

posted on 8 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

bacteria-pot-monsters

Thems the hardest monsters to kill…

Photo courtesy of Melissa Pocek.
Found in Shanghai, China.

28 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    A meal that consumes you

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Something from the valleys might be safer

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    Those bacteria sure know how to party!

  4. DrLex | 4:06 am |

    Life is like a bacteria pot. You never know what monster you’re gonna get.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    This must be the most popular Engrish ever

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    How could they squeeze a mountain into a bacteria pot?!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    CAUTION: No smorking in the mush room

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:40 am |

    When pokemon retire, they are turned into pot monsters. No waste.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:48 am |

    Try our horrors d’oeuvre first.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:51 am |

    I have this when I’m trying to scare up a meal.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:47 am |

    Those “pot monsters” will eat anything once they’ve smoked a few.

  12. jjhitt | 5:51 am |

    Welcome to Arkansas.

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:02 am |

    Waiter! There’s a bug in my soup!

  14. Pete | 7:36 am |

    Hallowe’en in August!

  15. Pete | 7:38 am |

    It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple snow pea eater…

  16. Marum | 9:00 am |

    Most germs love this food.

  17. Marum | 9:06 am |

    @Pete 0738.

    Q: What did they call the central heating when it was installed at the Vatican.

    A: The Papal People Heater.

    BOOM BOOM

  18. UCity | 10:45 am |

    Check under the lid before going to bed.

  19. Marum | 3:52 pm |

    Just don’t drink the water.

    The food may kill you.

    But the water won’t. It will make you wish to die..$#128544;

  20. Marum | 3:53 pm |

    Just don’t drink the water.

    The food may kill you.

    But the water won’t. It will make you wish to die..😠

  21. Pete | 4:21 pm |

    @Marum 9:06,

    You could also call his iPhone a Papal People Tweeter.

  22. Marum | 4:52 pm |

    @DNT 0602. The Haughty Waiter:

    C: Waiter, waiter. What’s this bug doing in my soup?

    W: Why, backstroke of course, Sir.

  23. Marum | 4:56 pm |

    or:
    C: Waiter, waiter. Do you know there’s a bug in my soup?

    W: No Sir. But if you hum the first couple of bars, I’ll get the pianist to play it.

  24. Long Tom | 5:10 pm |

    So what’s where Chipotle obtains its supplies from.

  25. Pete | 5:19 pm |

    Finally truth is revealed about the source of mystery meat.

  26. Droll not Troll | 7:03 pm |

    Bacteria is the back door of a cafeteria.

  27. markm | 8:07 am |

    @Marum:

    C. Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

    W. Shhh, the others will want one.

  28. Peter Chan | 2:14 am |

    Assorted bacteria . . . a must try from that Chinese cafeteria

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