High cosmetic brush

posted on 24 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

cosmetic-brush

Photo courtesy of Vicky Denaxa.
Cosmetic make-up brushes from Hong Kong.

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Mao is everywhere

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Be careful what you brush

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |

    I can’t go anywhere without my hair brush.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:10 am |

    Mao used this brush to start the Cultural Revolution.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    High comedic Engrish.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Just what the world needs – a hair brush that doubles as a moving van.

  7. coffeebot | 4:15 am |

    Brushing is moving.

  8. Marum | 4:17 am |

    Yup! One more crap Chinese product I don’t need.

  9. Marum | 4:25 am |

    The steel bristles will remove your horniness.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:28 am |

    Better wipe up those comestic stains.

  11. DrLex | 4:36 am |

    So, it is a combination of a crutch and a hair brush?

  12. Marum | 4:42 am |

    The brush is for putting on the base, before the makeup. (Polyfilla)

  13. Marum | 4:44 am |

    The quality of the brush, is equal to that of the English used to describe it.

  14. Tom41 | 5:03 am |

    I wouldn’t want to spread wipes everywhere, particularly if they’re stained…

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |

    – Look Mom, I’m having!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |

    – Will you disable this brush, dear? I want to sit down.

  17. Frank Burns | 5:28 am |

    I know I can’t get moving ’till I brush my face back to three dimensional…..Thanks Mao!

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:00 am |

    Basically, this is a blush brush.

  19. Pete | 6:18 am |

    @Marum 4:25,

    Gentle Correction: The steel bristles will remove your EVERYTHING!

    PS: Thanks for the links on the Aussie adverts, mate.

  20. Marum | 7:26 am |

    @Pete 0618. The Australia day ads, surely are hilarious. In line with my policy that a good joke offends someone, and a great joke offends everyone. Well. I am affronted on two grounds, my aboriginal background, and my white background. Funniest thing, since my granny got her tit caught in the wringer.

    There are a couple of references you would not get, The “Hello Sailor” comment after the float people. The black bloke is Weddell Sailor, one of our famous Rugby League players of a few years ago. Then Kathy Freeman appears. Olympic gold medal sprinter of 10 or so years ago. And so on.

    As I said, they get deluged by complaints. All the LGTBQI sympathising, metrosexual, tree-hugging, vegan, left wing ratbags, who want to tell everyone else how to run their lives, get their man-bag straps in a tangle. For Christ’s sake. If they laughed their faces would crack.

    FYI I am not against any of those groups I mentioned per se. It is only when they try to dictate to me, that I get a tad homicidal.

    Hehehe. I am not paranoid, and I will fix anyone who says I am. After all, even paranoiacs have real enemies too….You know! 🙈

  21. Marum | 7:47 am |

    BTW Kathy Freeman abt. 20 years ago. How time flies. Tiny little slip of a girl.(aboriginal – they are great runners) We all used to train together at QEII stadium, until they kicked us out for the football. Then when the footie moved on to a new stadium, they tried to invite us back. We all told them to do something, which should be anatomically impossible.

  22. Long Tom | 4:30 pm |

    Listen to the song and you’ll realize its relevance here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQrQjNNZCAo

    It turns out the surfer song that utilized the chorus had used the chorus without permission, and the Rivingtons sued them and won.

  23. Marum | 7:19 am |

    I imagine they wontons of cash.

  24. Marum | 7:28 am |

    Linaria was traditionally placed in the figwort family Scrophulariaceae. Phylogenetic analysis has now placed it in the vastly expanded family Plantaginaceae.

    Closely related genera include the Nuttallanthus (American toadflaxes, recently split from Linaria), Antirrhinum (snapdragons) and Cymbalaria (ivy-leaved toadflaxes).

    I hope that helps. 😸

  25. EffEff | 12:16 pm |

    I thought Mao would consider cosmetic (and comestic) brushes to be capitalist decadence.

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