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posted on 10 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

Snack-Optional-Palace

Kids these days prefer sensible meals in New Town…

Photo courtesy of Marc Fresko.
Found in Shanghai, China.

26 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Just come in and look around

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    Your options are: buy a snack or gtfo.

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |

    But a banquet not out of question

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    I hope the cheeto-in-chief doesn’t rule here!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    There’ll be a hot pocket in the old town tonight!

  6. DrLex | 4:19 am |

    His optional highness might welcome you.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |

    Wheat Snack or White Snake?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    Error 404: Snack not found

  9. coffeebot | 4:45 am |

    Between-banquet snacks fit for a king!

  10. Pete | 5:00 am |

    You can eat, or you can not eat.
    It really doesn’t matter to us.
    We’re gonna charge you anyway once you’re in the door.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:11 am |

    They have every Dorito flavor ever made!

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:22 am |

    We’ll let you eat cake.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |

    Any snacks not eaten today will be throne away.

  14. Marum | 6:15 am |

    Is this the forbidden city?

  15. Marum | 6:23 am |

    Let Prospero work his magic on this dive. Just like he did with sport

  16. Marum | 6:37 am |

    Song of Splomon 5.1.

    “I have come into my garden, my sister, my bride; I have gathered my myrrh along with my balsam I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey; I have drunk my wine and my milk Eat, friends; Drink and imbibe deeply, O lovers.”

  17. Marum | 6:38 am |

    Solomon (coises)

  18. Marum | 6:45 am |

    All’s Well that Ends Well Acy 5 Scene 3.

    A’ shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a couple of short-legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.

  19. Marum | 7:03 am |

    Who needs a Café?

    “A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
    A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread—and Thou
    Beside me singing in the Wilderness—
    Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!”

    From Rubiyat of Omar Khayyam. Transmogrification by Edward Fitzgerald.

  20. Marum | 7:29 am |

    Designed by; Sir Isaac Gnutown.

  21. Pete | 10:57 am |

    Now if you folks want to check out a REAL “snack palace”, see the following:

    http://www.taquitos.net/

    These folks have evaluated snacks from all over the world, it seems!

  22. Lora | 11:19 am |

    I enjoy nostalgia and all, but If the prices are as old-fashioned as the snacks it’ll soon become the Old Town Snack Optional Poorhouse. :)

  23. Long Tom | 8:48 pm |

    We actually prefer if you don’t eat any snacks here. No food crumbs for us to have to clean up.

  24. Droll not Troll | 1:28 am |

    @Pete | 10:57 am: Thanks for posting that! I had no idea it existed. They even have a list of the worst snacks; I could be tempted to try the seaweed potato chips, though.
    I miss Cowboy Bark; haven’t had it since I was in California over 2 years ago.

  25. Pete | 4:07 am |

    @DnT 1:28,

    I found that Taquitos website a number of years ago completely by accident while web-searching for something else. I got so intrigued by the sheer range of snack foods they evaluated from so many different countries, I quickly concluded that I should only consume its contents in small bites at a time (hehe) or I would wind up wasting hours that should have been devoted to my other usual daily tasks!

    Enjoy!

  26. Olog-hai | 1:02 am |

    “This girl’s a fool, she broke the rule, she stole his snacks . . . this time you will break down . . .”

    The old optional palace I remember only too well.

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