His majesty Chip will see you now.

posted on 10 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Signs


Kids these days prefer sensible meals in New Town…

Photo courtesy of Marc Fresko.
Found in Shanghai, China.

26 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Just come in and look around

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    Your options are: buy a snack or gtfo.

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |

    But a banquet not out of question

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    I hope the cheeto-in-chief doesn’t rule here!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    There’ll be a hot pocket in the old town tonight!

  6. DrLex | 4:19 am |

    His optional highness might welcome you.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |

    Wheat Snack or White Snake?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    Error 404: Snack not found

  9. coffeebot | 4:45 am |

    Between-banquet snacks fit for a king!

  10. Pete | 5:00 am |

    You can eat, or you can not eat.
    It really doesn’t matter to us.
    We’re gonna charge you anyway once you’re in the door.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:11 am |

    They have every Dorito flavor ever made!

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:22 am |

    We’ll let you eat cake.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |

    Any snacks not eaten today will be throne away.

  14. Marum | 6:15 am |

    Is this the forbidden city?

  15. Marum | 6:23 am |

    Let Prospero work his magic on this dive. Just like he did with sport

  16. Marum | 6:37 am |

    Song of Splomon 5.1.

    “I have come into my garden, my sister, my bride; I have gathered my myrrh along with my balsam I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey; I have drunk my wine and my milk Eat, friends; Drink and imbibe deeply, O lovers.”

  17. Marum | 6:38 am |

    Solomon (coises)

  18. Marum | 6:45 am |

    All’s Well that Ends Well Acy 5 Scene 3.

    A’ shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a couple of short-legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.

  19. Marum | 7:03 am |

    Who needs a Café?

    “A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
    A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread—and Thou
    Beside me singing in the Wilderness—
    Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!”

    From Rubiyat of Omar Khayyam. Transmogrification by Edward Fitzgerald.

  20. Marum | 7:29 am |

    Designed by; Sir Isaac Gnutown.

  21. Pete | 10:57 am |

    Now if you folks want to check out a REAL “snack palace”, see the following:


    These folks have evaluated snacks from all over the world, it seems!

  22. Lora | 11:19 am |

    I enjoy nostalgia and all, but If the prices are as old-fashioned as the snacks it’ll soon become the Old Town Snack Optional Poorhouse. :)

  23. Long Tom | 8:48 pm |

    We actually prefer if you don’t eat any snacks here. No food crumbs for us to have to clean up.

  24. Droll not Troll | 1:28 am |

    @Pete | 10:57 am: Thanks for posting that! I had no idea it existed. They even have a list of the worst snacks; I could be tempted to try the seaweed potato chips, though.
    I miss Cowboy Bark; haven’t had it since I was in California over 2 years ago.

  25. Pete | 4:07 am |

    @DnT 1:28,

    I found that Taquitos website a number of years ago completely by accident while web-searching for something else. I got so intrigued by the sheer range of snack foods they evaluated from so many different countries, I quickly concluded that I should only consume its contents in small bites at a time (hehe) or I would wind up wasting hours that should have been devoted to my other usual daily tasks!


  26. Olog-hai | 1:02 am |

    “This girl’s a fool, she broke the rule, she stole his snacks . . . this time you will break down . . .”

    The old optional palace I remember only too well.

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