I started on the grand floor…

posted on 13 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Signs
Undergrand-Car-Parking
I try to stay granded.

Photo courtesy of Marc Fresko.
Found in Shanghai, China.

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    For Grand pecking

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Not over grand cars

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Probably part of some Ground Hotel

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Only $999.99 a day!

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    Parking under $1000 in Hong Kong is a bargain.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    The sign in the street says “NO GRANDSTANDING AT ANY TIME”.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    – And how much under grand we’re talking about?
    – Six feet, Sir.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |

    NOTE: Our undergrand toilet is coin-operated

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:43 am |

    Are they saying it’s OK or 0K?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    I wonder if they accept credit cars

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:45 am |

    That’s grandiose!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition … Or expensive parking.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:47 am |

    Smaller than the Ground Canyon.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |

    Oh. I was looking for underground cour porking.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |

    edit: Underground cour pourking.

  16. Marum | 7:01 am |

    It’s a mixture of Undergraduate and ground.

    It is where serial-killers bury all the Undergrads, they have slain.

  17. Marum | 7:03 am |

    Thus: Udergrad Corpse Parking.

  18. Marum | 7:04 am |

    EDIT Undergrad Corose Parking.

  19. Marum | 7:06 am |

    OK I give up. I am dog tired. Has been a looong day.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:48 am |

    The post-grands get the closer spots.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 12:45 pm |

    Ground Theft Auto IX?

  22. Marum | 4:33 am |

    My umbrella is like a red red rose,
    that’s newly sprung in June.💔

  23. Long Tom | 12:04 pm |

    That’s where to park your jalopies!

  24. Tom P. | 2:43 pm |

    Piano-sized cars, only

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