Not completely sure about this place.

posted on 28 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Signs


…therefore I eat.

Photo courtesy of Mark Whitley.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan. 

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Dinner and a show

  2. DrLex | 4:02 am |

    I Think So?
    I don’t think so.

  3. Marum | 4:02 am |

    Not another Asian Karaoke joint.
    Full of tone-deaf drunken white yobbos.

  4. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    It has only been rated ‘OK’ apparently…

  5. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I think so therefore I eat

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    I Think So I Suk Ho

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    They serve IMO food.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    You think it’s a restaurant, I think it’s a toilet

  9. Marum | 4:11 am |

    One tour operator in PNG used to do it properly. The men had women had to dress up in full bilas and perform a return “sing sing” for their host tribe.

    Imagine all these whities; Men in penis-gourds, and feathers with full paint, (bilas) and the women, bare breasted, ass nating lo grass skirt.

    Once they got over their initial shyness, and with the help of a wee dram of Scotch, a great time was had by all.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    50% Restaurant / 50% Undecided

    Do not think
    Do not even try
    Enter separately

  11. Marum | 4:13 am |

    It is unto music, such as a Demolition Derby is, to Formula 1.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    – Can’t you think English?
    – Yes! I so!

  13. Marum | 4:15 am |

    The food is I think, NO NO.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    AKA Credible Edibles.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    When karaoke happens, carrying a club is a wise choice.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    I have a reservation.

  17. Marum | 4:46 am |

    On one trip, one of my PNG mates and I were helping. With her permission, we dressed this brown skinned young Aussie lady like a Motuan kekeni. With the help of a photograph, and some black felt pens, we decorated her with all the Motuan tattoos as if she was competing in the Hiri Moale Festival. She learnt a basic Motuan traditional dance. So we had our own Hanenamo Queen. When she performed four of us stood in the background and sang, much to her surprise – I am Australian.

    She was such a hit, all the local men wanted to marry her.

    BTW. A link to the song sung by, I think, Bruce Yardley. This song brings tears to my eyes always.

  18. Marum | 5:06 am |

    @DNT 0433. Thou art wise beyond thy pay scale. ‘O learned one.

    Personally, I would torture them to death, by making them listen to endless replays (no video) fo; Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe.

  19. Marum | 5:10 am |

    Sori tumas.. Sung by Bruce Woodley. I am getting my singers and my cricketers scrambled.

    Bruce Woodley, Peter Yarrow, Mary Travers. (The Seekers)

    Mary Travers could sing a shopping list, and make it sound great.

  20. Marum | 5:14 am |

    Oh Athol Guy too.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:51 am |

    May contain traces of dinner.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:08 am |

    There is an à la Descartes menu.

  23. Classic Steve | 6:52 am |

    Funny, we’re more likely to deliver “I don’t think so” in a sing-song tone.

  24. Pete | 7:46 am |

    Dinner for a song?
    Or, singing for my supper?

    Whatever, so long as I’m not sleeping with the hairbrush fishes.

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