Oneself new t-shirt…

posted on 30 Aug 2017 in Clothing

oneself-polish

Photo courtesy of Jenny Wilcox.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Come dancing

  2. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    Thick and fast. That’s what she said.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Boots and all

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:19 am |

    Oneself polish and use lots of wacks.

  5. Running Comment | 4:40 am |

    The most puzzling aspect of this is that she has duck’s feet.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |

    Polish? No, oneself Australian!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:56 am |

    OMG, she applied too much Black shoe polish instead of sunscreen.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    Polish oneself enough, will get strong point.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |

    – Tell me what’s thick and fast!
    – Umm … Hot and black?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    Are all black girls polish?

  11. Marum | 5:02 am |

    Don’t ask her for one. She’s a negative.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |

    50% White / 10% Black

    Do not translate try
    Do not polish
    Engrish separately

  13. Marum | 5:03 am |

    I’ve always been a long and slow man, myself.

  14. Marum | 5:05 am |

    Try Polish Remover. It works better than Tiger Tanks.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:08 am |

    This is what Barbie Grill looks like

  16. Marum | 5:08 am |

    Must be an alien life form. She’s got flippers instead of feet. 💀

  17. Marum | 5:12 am |

    She is an alien!
    She’s a flying sauceress.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |

    Thick and fast – that’s 5-minute Araldite, not polish.

  19. Marum | 5:52 am |

    @DNT 0544.

    Araldite = Roman Household Goddess of the quick fix.

  20. Marum | 6:03 am |

    @72rd 0450. No. But they fair sparkle, if you slowly rub them, for long enough.

  21. Pete | 10:08 am |

    Sorry, Hon.

    That’s 20 demerit points for dancing in volcanic ash

    And another 20 demerit points for getting both yourself and your dress totally covered.

    And finally, that’s another 50 demerit points for being insensitive and doing “blackface”, even it was the volcanic ash’s fault.

    Ten more points and you get jail time, cupcake.

  22. UCity | 11:21 am |

    First of all, I have only one point to make.

  23. Marum | 2:30 pm |

    Ash who?

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:08 pm |

    @Marum | 2:30 pm: Gesundheit!

  25. Pete | 6:13 pm |

    @Marum,

    Yeah, God bless you, Sneezy, like DnT sez!

  26. Long Tom | 3:25 am |

    Dancing pooch.

  27. Marum | 5:55 am |

    I’ll bet I can make her stand, en pointe.

  28. Diddims | 3:52 pm |

    It’s bad enough that blackface endures and continues to demean black people, but duck feet…?!? What are they trying to say, anyway?

  29. EffEff | 7:57 pm |

    “Dark Lady laugh and dancing, lit the candles one by one.”

  30. Anomoly | 1:37 am |

    I tried to polish oneself but I just couldn’t bend down far enough.

  31. Marum | 3:39 am |

    @Diddims 1552. I do believe you are seeing slights where none exist. It is just some incomprehensible Japanese interpretation, of God only knows what. In OZ so many of the anti racist, civil libertarian, pro LGTBQI groups, have become fascists themselves. They see alights, where none are intended. If one dares to differ on any point they espouse, one is immediately labelled; (homophile; Islamophile; and so on) Thereby denying any one else’s right of free speech, or even the right to have an opinion.

    What makes democracy great, is the right of anybody to speak their opinion on any subject whatsoever. I just love my country. &$128158;

  32. Marum | 3:40 am |

    💞

  33. Diddims | 12:03 pm |

    @Marum: I’m sarcastic. I reckon sarcasm doesn’t translate well to written form.

    I am curious about the duck feet, though.

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