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posted on 7 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

chicken-nutlugget

Photo courtesy of Christian Elden.
Found at Chinese buffet.

39 captions

  1. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |

    Two big nuts with extra special sauce please.

  2. DrLex | 4:13 am |

    It will make you go nuts!

  3. Pete | 4:16 am |

    Warning: May contain nuts.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    Their chickens have spare tyres.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:19 am |

    please also try our Hempburger.

  6. Marum | 4:19 am |

    Hey Chang! Will you hold my Cock and Pullet

  7. DrLex | 4:20 am |

    These chicken nuggets are so huge you’ll have to lug them to your table.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |

    Mutant chickens in China is no surprise.

  9. algernon | 4:57 am |

    Complete with chicken pleat

  10. algernon | 4:58 am |

    Nut lugget at all

  11. Marum | 5:17 am |

    Mein chicken chow.

  12. Marum | 5:18 am |

    Secret heeeeerrrbbs and faeces.

  13. Marum | 5:25 am |

    McFookaulds. Right sir, two round the worlds, one doggy style, and two missionary methods.

    Do you want fellatio with that?

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |

    We don’t need no furshlugginer chicken!

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |

    Als available: chicken dagnabbit and chicken dangflangit.

  16. Marum | 5:41 am |

    El pollo poco.

    (OK. I know that fairy-tale is not, un leyenda Espanola)

  17. Marum | 5:44 am |

    I recommend the Lemongrarse Cicken sir.

  18. Marum | 5:45 am |

    It’s that great Chinese investor, Wallen Buffet.

  19. Marum | 5:48 am |

    My Hovercraft is full of Cocks.

  20. UCity | 6:03 am |

    I prefer buffalo winglingets.

  21. Marum | 6:30 am |

    There is a sign which says.

    STANDING ROOM ONLY

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:47 am |

    Kentucky Fried Nuts

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:49 am |

    What you see is what you nutlugget

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:52 am |

    Made from finest nuts in the word

  25. Pete | 7:04 am |

    This is just another cock & bull story.

  26. Pete | 7:04 am |

    El Pollo Loco

  27. Pete | 7:05 am |

    The food’s better at Nut-Fil-A.

  28. Pete | 7:07 am |

    C’mon you Wallnut. Let’s get out on the floor and dance the funky cashew!

    Well, Gesundheit!

  29. Pete | 7:09 am |

    I’ve always wondered why nobody sells fish nutluggets….

  30. Marum | 7:22 am |

    This is nut lickin good. So my dog says

  31. Yu No Hoo | 8:59 am |

    If you complain about the food the owner gets a little testy.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:48 pm |

    Also known as ‘Chicken WcNuggets’

  33. Rt | 2:43 pm |

    The rooster is transpecial. If it wants to identify as a chicken, we must honor its requests. Its a very beautiful chicken.

  34. NekoKnight | 3:58 pm |

    I’m luggin’ it.

  35. Long Tom | 4:42 pm |

    Prepared by the finest maniacal chefs.

  36. McBee | 4:55 pm |

    Deep fried in WD40.

  37. Long Tom | 5:16 pm |

    Maybe THIS one!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY

  38. Tom P. | 4:32 pm |

    Better than the Chicken LugNutmets, which have too much iron.

  39. Peter Chan | 1:09 am |

    Forget the chicken. Just give me macadamia, please!

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