Whisky is the only reason I am here…

posted on 23 Aug 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

no-whisky-area

Photo courtesy of Amanda Earnest.
Found at Monkey Temple in Thailand.

29 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Not even one litter of whiskas?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    They wouldn’t want you to Thai one on.

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |

    Banana daiquiris encouraged.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    I say, old chap, this is a right rum do!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    – Mommy, hic, this soda has only 20% of alcohol!

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Cigarettes and wild women fine though

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    This is the only way to beer with monkeys.

  8. algernon | 4:09 am |

    So the monkey said to the Scotsman

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    – Can I have some coke then?

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    The whisky area is much smaller than that. It’s inside me!

  11. Marum | 4:22 am |

    Och laddie. I’ll nae be fust futtin it there.

  12. Marum | 4:25 am |

    Looks like I’m retiring to the Philippines. I couldn’t stand it in Thailand

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |

    Is there a monk with the former name of Jack Daniels?

  14. Big Fat Cat | 4:26 am |

    Monkey see, Monkey drink!

  15. Marum | 4:33 am |

    @BFC 0425. No. But there is a “jack” with the former name of monkey.

    According to the old theory, it was AIDS.

  16. Marum | 4:42 am |

    Q. Where do they put all the imported Vodka?

    A. In Bond.

    If you have read Fleming books, rather than only watched the movies, you will recall 007 was a aficionado of fine Vodka.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 4:43 am |

    Some people go ape after a few drinks.

  18. Marum | 4:45 am |

    Does anyone read Thai script?

    Does it only mention Whisky, or does it refer to all alcohol?

  19. Marum | 4:49 am |

    If you are intending to eat a Thai lady, don’t drink a mouthful of neat Scotch first. For if you do, she will probably spontaneously fly out the window.

  20. Marum | 4:52 am |

    All people are to stay in the designated area.

    So that they can be conveniently viewed by the monkeys.

  21. Marum | 6:24 am |

    Lassie: “Jock. Is that yer Sporran?”

    Jock: ‘Aye lassie.’

    Lassie: “I was wonderin. I thought it was a wee beastie, and tried to pat it. But it spat at me.”

  22. Frank Burns | 6:39 am |

    There’s a sign you’ll never see in Ireland.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:44 am |

    @Frank Burns | 6:39 am: Actually, you might see one there. Whisky is scotch. The Irish spell theirs ‘whiskEy’.

  24. markm | 7:04 am |

    But gin, rum, brandy, vodka, and Everclear are OK?

  25. Chris | 7:06 am |

    Because of monkeys.

  26. Marum | 4:51 pm |

    @markm 0704.
    Makes me think of the old joke, about the bloke who drank two litres of lacquer.

    Of course it killed him, but he had a beautiful finish.

  27. Long Tom | 7:56 pm |

    They’re making moonshine-legally-in Tennessee now. I even bought a jar on a vacation trip there.

    Incidentally it was illegal in the past because the manufacturers were doing it while not paying taxes to the federal government for it.

  28. Marum | 8:26 am |

    @Long Tom. above. Not only that mate. With the old methods of distilling methyl alcohol was often produced. (more than once) Resulting in blindness, general organ damage and death.
    With modern electronic temperature monitoring the process is much more reliable. (Safer)

    Methanol (wood alcohol) 64C (147F)
    Ethanol 78C (172F)

    As you can no doubt imagine, distilling over an open fire, is not a good lifestyle decision.

    Methanol = CH3OH

    Ethanol = C2H5OH

  29. EffEff | 12:14 pm |

    Show me the way to the next No Whisky Area.

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