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posted on 15 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

pissing-beef-ball

Photo courtesy of Justin DeFerbrache.
Found in Beijing, China.

24 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:03 am |

    For only 15 ¥ , you can piss on our beef balls.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Why would yuan to do that?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    #1 on the menu.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    I don’t want to share. You can have them all!

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |

    I’ll just have a wee taste.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:24 am |

    Urinal cake for dessert.

  7. algernon | 4:52 am |

    Nothing like stones to bring a tear to your eyes

  8. algernon | 4:53 am |

    They’re golden

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    Oh, you had a kidney stone? PFFT!

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |

    Is that food or a Chinese insult?

  11. coffeebot | 5:09 am |

    Do you have cream sauce instead of this yellow?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:22 am |

    – Look Ma, no sh*t!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |

    Try them with some toilet pepper

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |

    Number One in China

  15. Frank Burns | 5:39 am |

    Maybe “Mountain Oysters” translates to something worse.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 6:33 am |

    Served with streamed rice.

  17. Chris | 6:52 am |

    I had this in Somerville once. It was wicked pissah!

  18. Long Tom | 12:07 pm |

    In France, their name for dandelion salad translates literally to “piss-in-bed salad”.

  19. oldtaku | 7:16 pm |

    You heathens need to watch the fantastic Stephen Chow martial arts movie ‘God of Cookery’.

    There’s a traditional shrimp ball which is called pissing shrimp ball because they’re made with mantis shrimp, which will often squirt you if you harass them or pick them up. It’s not a pissing ‘shrimp ball’ it’s a ‘pissing shrimp’ ball.

    If you combine the shrimp ball with beef ball and make it so juicy it squirts when you bite it you get the pissing beef ball.

  20. Marum | 2:05 am |

    @Long Tom. 0007hrs. You reminded me of something from my boyhood, that I have not heard or thought of, for nearly sixty years.

    Dandelions used to be called: “Wet the bed Plant” !!! Amongst us little boys.

  21. Marum | 2:07 am |

    It has my sympathy.
    I think I would piss myself too, if someone bit my balls.

  22. Marum | 6:55 am |

    A Party of six of us went to a restaurant by coach. After we had climbed on board, and before we moved off, the horse gave an almighty thunderous fart.

    Coach Girl: “Sorry bout that!”

    Me: “That’s Ok love. We all thought it was the horse.”

    That worked well. Once again, the wife wouldn’t speak to me for days.

  23. Eggrish | 4:17 am |

    Urine for a tasty surprise.

  24. Peter Chan | 10:51 am |

    I shall pass on that. Pisses me off instantly

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