Finally I have it under Lontrol!

posted on 25 Sep 2017 in Toiletries

snore-stopper

Photo courtesy of Lee Jackson.

22 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Don’t call me a pwckut you Lontrol

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    I think this promoting something else

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |

    What’s that in your nose you old loot.

  4. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    Shouldn’t that have been “family-nsed prodncts”?

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:58 am |

    this high tech product is made of decomposed material.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:58 am |

    If you want her stop snoring, just stick something in her mouth.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |

    Looks like a nose stopper

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    NOTE: Snoring, sleeping and all other vital functions will stop immediately after use!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |

    – Jbms jhcc?
    – No. Pwckut!

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    The copy writer is silly lunt!

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |

    Anyone who pronounces it “inflnence” would really benefit from using the product.

  12. Marum | 5:16 am |

    The latest girly doll, with a real skin feel.

    That’s right. I said. “A real skin feel, not a sealskin keel.”

  13. zankhana | 5:18 am |

    Well pwckut me sideways!!!!!!

  14. Yu No Hoo | 5:41 am |

    Whoops, turns out those noises weren’t snoring after all.

  15. Pete | 6:24 am |

    You did WHAT to me?
    Ooooooooh, you PRODUCT!!!!

  16. Pete | 6:26 am |

    Very prepared family-nsed?
    You mean, like, before the annual road-trip vacay?

  17. Lora | 9:17 am |

    This product didn’t work at all, and I had to drink three glasses of water just to get it down. Should have stuck it up my nose for all the good it did me.

  18. Long Tom | 3:20 pm |

    You’ll be awake all night trying to interpret the instructions.

  19. EffEff | 3:50 pm |

    Stop snorking with this pickwick of silica gel. (Danger: Do not eat.)

  20. Marum | 4:16 pm |

    Doctor! I want to have a word with you about those suppositories you prescribed.

    I’ve been taking them for a week now, and for all the good they have been doing, I might as well have been shoving them up my bum.

  21. iLock | 5:32 pm |

    Congratulations – Your sleeping has just been promoted to nsed status!

  22. Olog-hai | 11:46 pm |

    Is this made in Pwckut, Rhode Island?

    “I had the feeling it was out of lontrol, I was of the opinion it was out of lontrol, ooh way uh, ooh way uh . . .”

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