Granny Goodbeans had a secret talent.

posted on 1 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

fart-sexy-style

Different cultures, different fetish…

Photo courtesy of Ron M.
Found in China.

27 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:02 am |

    She thinks that’s what “blow job” means.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    What’s in the bottle? Bubble mixture?

  3. Frank Burns | 4:16 am |

    “I don’t think I can take 67 more of those……”

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    For those who are farty and over

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    So, who wants to get into her pants?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    May I suggest ”Blowin’ in the Wind”?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    “They call me the breeze;
    I keep blowin’ down the road.”

  8. algernon | 4:23 am |

    Was that a frog

  9. algernon | 4:24 am |

    With a whiff of hmm a can’t put my finger on it

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    I’m too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it farts

    – Right Said Fred

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:34 am |

    It’s the cheapest scent you can wear — Chanel No. 2.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:39 am |

    Hello sailor, my name is Toots.

  13. Frank Burns | 4:39 am |

    “Flatulence will get you everywhere my dear.”

  14. Marum | 5:38 am |

    That’s what putting Cabbage juice in your water bottle, does.

  15. Marum | 5:41 am |

    Q. What is the difference between a vagina and a bum-hole?”
    A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

  16. Marum | 5:44 am |

    Well. didn’t I stuff that one up!

    Q. What is the difference between a refrigerator and a bum-hole?”
    A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

    I thought I had corrected it before I sent it.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 6:05 am |

    She starred in The Fart and Furious.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |

    She can make it hard for you……. to breathe!

  19. Marum | 6:08 am |

    Must be an anti-gravity TShirt.

    Without it, her knockers are around her navel.

  20. Marum | 6:10 am |

    HOSTILE?

    Yes. With spurs too please.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:11 am |

    @Marum | 5:44 am: You know what happens if you confuse a vagina with a refrigerator? Your tool gets cold and your beer gets warm.

  22. Marum | 6:16 am |

    Over farty and not out.

  23. Marum | 6:25 am |

    Whilst making love on the wharf.

    She: “Sorry ’bout that.”

    He: ‘Oh! I thought it was the foghorn on the supertanker.’

  24. Pete | 3:28 pm |

    Somebody opened the kimchi jar!

  25. Marum | 3:12 am |

    Would you like to buy – a bowel?

  26. Marum | 3:15 am |

    Correction: Would you like to buy – a bowell?

  27. Marum | 3:20 am |

    When she is really inspired, she can play reveille.

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