Killer deals!

posted on 20 Sep 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Sale-to-Die-For

You will save money… or else.

Photo courtesy of Bill W.
Found in Korea. 

36 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |

    Even black mannequins don’t have one.

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |

    In his daks are socks not cocks.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Well, this should be a hit.

  4. Marum | 4:07 am |

    Q. What’s long black and quite delicious.

    A. Blutwurst.

  5. Marum | 4:08 am |

    President Moon (ing).

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    At an eland sale, everything is still too deer.

  7. Marum | 4:17 am |

    @DNT 0412. It’s all 2-in-tents for me too.

  8. Marum | 4:19 am |

    But one can always ask for an o-kapi instead.

  9. Marum | 4:26 am |

    If its in North Korea, the tall black bloke is probably Dennis Rodman.

  10. Marum | 4:27 am |

    it’s

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |

    Life is two shorts.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am |

    Run, Price, run!!

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am |

    Great, I’m looking for something dyed.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    It’s not right and it’s not fair!
    (The left leg on either mannequin).

  15. Marum | 4:54 am |

    It is amazing to think, that Dennis Rodman knows more about Kimmie than the whole US Govt., the CIA, and everyone else rolled together.

    But then. If all their politicians are as bright as ours, maybe it really isn’t a surprise.

  16. algernon | 5:02 am |

    clothes to die for

  17. algernon | 5:03 am |

    Wouldn’t be seen dead in it

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |

    Do you accept dead presidents?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |

    Approved by All Fried Hitch Cock

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:36 am |

    Probably by iPhone killer

  21. Yu No Hoo | 6:02 am |

    A sign of stiff competition in the clothing market.

  22. Long Tom | 6:27 am |

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjprbfOuwzs

    Rocky Mannenoff must own that store.

  23. Tom P. | 7:14 am |

    I wouldn’t be caught dead in plaid and mixed solid color.

  24. Marum | 7:45 am |

    @DNT 0524. Especially in lager denominations.

  25. Marum | 7:53 am |

    Puts me in mind of PNG.

    The trick to expedite matters, was to include a few “Somare Heads”.

    Referred to as; Grisim pam. (“a” pronounced “ar” ie. parm).

    In my best Motuan….Bahmahuta taubada.

  26. Marum | 8:13 am |

    Haha. As with all “grease” it make things move easier.

    From one’s personal thing, right up to matters of national importance. Gris may not always be money. As a senior copper once said to me; “We all have a price.”
    It could be anything from one’s own fantasies, (fetishes or perversions) or the safety or welfare of one’s family.

    Anyway. I ruminated on this for several weeks – priding myself on my honesty – before finally concluding he was correct. I realised what my “price” is. Not that I would ever let it be known, ,em.BY ANYONE. But at least I admitted to myself. The worst thing one can do is : “To lie to yourself.”

    I assume that is part of, the gaining of wisdom. If there is a God he is a moron. He never provided an OPERATORS MANUAL for his creations.

    As an engineer, I would never deal with any manufacturer,who supplied his machinery without both, an OPERATORS MANUAL and a TECHNICAL MANUAL.

  27. Marum | 8:27 am |

    Of course I realize. The OPERATORS MANUAL for the female of the species, may be larger than the Greater Oxford Dictionary.

    We men are so much simpler: Feed us well and f–k us well, and most of us will be content for life. Something that most Aussie ladies, and by all accounts USA ladies too, never understand, and even if they do, it is “beneath them” to do so.

    If anyone wishes to contest my theory, I would be entertained to peruse their theory for the ever increasing divorce rate.

  28. Yu No Hoo | 8:58 am |

    Old habits die hard.

  29. Long Tom | 1:58 pm |

    @Marum-I read long ago that in centuries past, divorces were rare because spouses often died before marriages did. From plagues, injuries, war, childbirth, diseases that could not be cured, etc.

  30. Eggrish | 4:39 pm |

    All prices matter.

  31. Droll not Troll | 4:58 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 8:58 am: Habits? I suspect this store has nun.

  32. Marum | 3:28 am |

    @Long Tom. 0158. I was not referring to that far past. Just my parent’s and grandparents generation. Although I will admit, that WWI killed off so many men, that many women never had a husband, between the wars. Thus, the population did not increase rapidly. (Both Aust & NZ)

    If government had more guts, plus a bit of lateral thinking. (Ho ho ho) Polygamy would have made sense, for the good of the nation

  33. Marum | 3:41 am |

    ALSO:
    My grandparents, my parents, and my wife’s too, stayed married until they died. Most of my friends people too. So! Maybe we were the typical “WASPS” of that era.

    From what I have seen of most divorces, most subsequent marriages have no greater success than the first. I consider that….To be the triumph of HOPE over EXPERIENCE.

    One of my mates nickname was: Mater Prize Home. (Every women gets a house) We told him, that it would be cheaper if he found a woman he really hated, and gave her a house. He would save thousands on lawyers bills.

  34. Marum | 3:44 am |

    @DNT 0458.

    Q: Did you hear about the priest they fired?

    A: The Church didn’t like the Habits he was getting into.

  35. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |

    @ Marum 3:44 am

    Well he heard that nuns were supposed to be chased.

  36. Lora | 8:22 am |

    If you want the last item you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands!

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