Now you can be a barbarian!

posted on 10 Sep 2017 in Household Items

Let's-Home-Barbar

Now let’s try surgury!

Photo courtesy of Tiza Nasution.
Japanese product found in Indonesia.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    Beware of the barberianing hordes.

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |

    If you don’t like the haircut, you can always stick the scissors where it will make him jump.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    ”I’m a Barbar Girl … *snip*”

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Lets all be french bears

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    As seen in ‘Barbie Scissorhands’

  6. algernon | 4:05 am |

    May contain sharp objects

  7. Marum | 4:07 am |

    A barber in old Gallipoli,
    Grew weary of cutting the hair of the holy,
    He grew tired of the sconces,
    And Latin responses,
    So he switched to maternities solely

  8. Marum | 4:17 am |

    A young Aussie lad called Marty,
    Trimmed his lady for a party,
    He thought totally shaved,
    Was oddly depraved,
    But a small landing- strip looked good hale and hearty.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    Let’s not

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    Just keep one’s eyes.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |

    The Bar is only for the Daddy.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |

    A barbar is where you can get a hair of the dog hair of the dog.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |

    Sharp scissors are for cutting the BraBra.

  14. Marum | 4:45 am |

    Composers like Georg Friedrich Handel, in the 1700s, wrote operas for castrato singers.. They contained long florid passages, full of vocal ornamentation. Whilst they were written for a mezzo soprano, no woman on earth could sing them, for they needed the lung capacity of a grown man. Thus, the Castrati were extremely popular.

    Such operas are no longer written. It appears, that the young men of today, are no longer cut out for the job.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    The scissors are a defence against fictional elephants.

  16. zankhana | 4:58 am |

    @ Marum:- Nackerless Nickleby?

  17. Marum | 5:10 am |

    @zankhana. 0458. Good one. I see you have a “deep desire”, to alter the names of our characters of literature.

  18. Marum | 5:13 am |

    Q. Did you hear of the creative Rabbi?

    A. He did his circumventions with Pinking Shears.

  19. Marum | 5:24 am |

    Luke 15: 11-32. From the parable of the prodigal son:

    And bring the fattened calf and kill it, and let us eat and celebrate. For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found.’ And they began to celebrate.

    Moral of the story: Forgiveness is great for humans. But $hithouse for cattle.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |

    @Marum | 4:45 am: The young men of today have basser urges.

  21. Marum | 5:28 am |

    My neighbour burns a goat every Sunday morning, as an offering to his God.
    However, the smell is a stench unto my nostrils. How may I slay him LORD?

  22. Pete | 5:49 am |

    Conan the Barber.

  23. Marum | 6:03 am |

    @Zankhana. Senorita. I hope you don’t mind my pun on the meaning of your name. From your “nick”, I can only assume you are female.

    Hasta luego. Marum (el gato)

  24. Long Tom | 6:05 am |

    @Pete: Only instead of cutting people’s hair off…

  25. Marum | 6:19 am |

    On Barbers:
    Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.
    He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,
    Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim’s throat:
    Upon the newly-shaven skin it made a livid mark –
    No doubt it fairly took him in – the man from Ironbark.

    He fetched a wild up-country yell might wake the dead to hear,
    And though his throat, he knew full well, was cut from ear to ear,
    He struggled gamely to his feet, and faced the murd’rous foe:
    “You’ve done for me! you dog, I’m beat! one hit before I go!
    I only wish I had a knife, you blessed murdering shark!
    But you’ll remember all your life the man from Ironbark.”

    He lifted up his hairy paw, with one tremendous clout
    He landed on the barber’s jaw, and knocked the barber out.
    He set to work with nail and tooth, he made the place a wreck;
    He grabbed the nearest gilded youth, and tried to break his neck.
    And all the while his throat he held to save his vital spark,
    And “Murder! Bloody murder!” yelled the man from Ironbark.

    (The Man from Ironbark – A.B. {Banjo} Patterson.)

  26. Marum | 6:56 am |

    @Zankhana a few days ago.

    BTW. I thank you for your reply on pheromones, even though I am very much a man of science, Physics is more my field than Biology.

    That information about Celery is interesting. I am one of the few people I know, who really likes celery. I would buy a whole plant from the greengrocer, and eat it whilst I was driving.

    Whilst I am hetero to the core, that may explain some of the strange phenomena, which have occurred from time to time. Whilst I am not homophobic, I have often worried why I attracted such odd offers, from time to time. Such things amuse me, more than offend me.

  27. Marum | 6:58 am |

    In my world; There has to be a logical reason for everything. I think you have supplied one.

  28. Marum | 7:18 am |

    Also in PNG, I was virtually beating off offers from the Motuan ladies. (very few take the contraceptive pill) I figured it was because I was an Aussie, who spoke the language, knew their legends, and the ocean so well. Also my fitness and strength, and a few other things, made them think I might be great fun in the cot. Never had the same results in Oz, but then, most ladies take contraceptive pills.

    You have provided another answer to the conundrum.

  29. Yu No Hoo | 7:43 am |

    Barbars were pirates. Their favourite ships were clippers and cutters.

  30. Lora | 11:41 am |

    Looks like Barbar got a job cutting hair after he retired from being KIng of the Elephants.

  31. Long Tom | 3:03 pm |

    The Beach Boys even have a song about barbers:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2kOexjzY3I

  32. Marum | 4:58 pm |

    @Long Tom above.

    I dared not do it myself. But it took far longer than I expected for someone to post the obvious logical link.

    I was beginning to think that there were few old bastards like myself here who remember such gems of musicology.👌

  33. Long Tom | 4:24 am |

    @Marum-We have radio stations in the USA that play music from decades before.

  34. EffEff | 8:44 pm |

    “It’s a good thing we elephants have no hair.” – Barbar

  35. Peter Chan | 4:10 pm |

    The Tunisians would say Let’s home BERBER

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