Reduce, renew, useless.

posted on 18 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Signs


Don’t throw that away! Send to China!

Photo courtesy of C.S.
Found in Hong Kong.

30 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:02 am |

    Useless plastic bags need love too.

  2. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Useless silly plastic bags

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Love is a plastic bag

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:16 am |

    The mascot for Hong Kong is a useless plastic bag.

  5. Marum | 4:18 am |

    I kiss the seam of your purple plastic; ‘O Great One.

  6. Marum | 4:20 am |

    Well if your lady insists on regular cosmetic surgery, she could be classed as a useless “plastic bag”.

    Also a damned expensive one too.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:47 am |

    We had a great relationship. Then the bottom fell out.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    The sign maker spaced out on this one, and didn’t.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    Love? Well, I have heard of couples using plastic bags as condoms…

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |

    Show your love for your health. Smokeless cigarettes.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |

    The grammar nazi in me says it should be USEFEWER, but that nazi has no sense of humour.

  12. Marum | 5:27 am |

    They can even do plastic surgery on your lady’s – errrr – you know. Apparently they can even restore her virginity.

    The first time I heard that, I was rolling around laughing. I figured I was a victim of a weird practical joke. It appears to be true. Can you imagine anything more useless to append your money on.

    Hhehehehehe, hahahahahaha, hohohohho. Just the thing for a second honeymoon. Gurgle, snort. 😕

  13. Marum | 5:28 am |

    EDIT: append = spend

  14. Marum | 5:35 am |

    @DNT 0510. If you need a plastic bag, I only hope your lady can suck as well as you can blow. 🎇

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |

    @Marum | 5:27 am: I’m all for recycling, but that’s carrying things a bit too far! 🙄

  16. Big Fat Cat | 6:08 am |

    We , evil westerners, use many many plastic bags.

  17. Long Tom | 6:10 am |

    Try picking up dog poop and you will find plastic bags very useful!

  18. Marum | 6:49 am |

    When I was a boy down the Gold Coast, I used to ask people not to throw their plastic bait-bags into the ocean. The usual answer was WTF is it to you?

    When I grew big and strong, they found out WTF it was to me. I used to cast them off the rocks after their discarded plastic. I would then yell: “Right DH, while you are there pick up a few f—-n more!”

    It always amazes me, how stupidity and ignorance seem to go hand in hand. They are wrong, and they try to bluff it out with loudmouthed ignorance.

    I am not trying to justify my actions…. But Hell, it felt good.

  19. Classic Steve | 7:25 am |

    Did they miss a comma? Are they talking to the bags?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:56 am |

    Also called ”Hong Dong Con Doms”

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:57 am |

    I prefer abuseless plastic bags

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:03 am |

    PVC = Please Vinyl Carefully

  23. Lora | 8:35 am |

    But… but I need big blue plastic bags to store my recyclables in!

  24. Long Tom | 9:22 am |

    @Marum-No, what you did was quite justifiable.

  25. Marum | 9:13 am |

    @Classic Steve 0725. Duh! I thought it was an heroic toast.

  26. Tom41 | 4:04 pm |

    And that is why today, there are no plastic bags in Hong Kong…

  27. Salome | 5:57 pm |

    I’ve been called many things in my time, but a Useless Plastic Bag takes the (rice)cake.

  28. Long Tom | 6:25 pm |

    The sign maker should have said “use fewer”. More grammatically correct.

  29. Long Tom | 6:27 pm |

    Oh, I see DnT thou8ght of that already. However, smokeless cigarettes (also known as “vapes”) are NOT safe for you after all.

  30. Peter Chan | 10:37 am |

    Use less useless plastic bags

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