Sorry, that’s goofy.

posted on 28 Sep 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

donald-duck-tits-salad

Good thing he wears that shirt.

Photo courtesy of Zhanna Azizova.
Menu found in Russia.

23 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Daisy wont like it

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Eww … Duck tits!

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Ni Peking then

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |

    It’s the Vlat Dniesy special.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Try it with some Bra Twurst

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    – Waiter! This ”Oldfashion” salad is undressed!

  7. DrLex | 4:24 am |

    If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. If it has tits however, it might not be a duck.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    #230 comes with chest nuts.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |

    We are fortunate not to have Donald D-ick on the salad.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:49 am |

    The translator had a mickey before work.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    Kind of explains why he isn’f called Donald Drake.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    I’m down with that.

  13. markm | 6:27 am |

    According to Google Translate, Утиная грудка is duck breast, or possibly chest or bosom. I wonder what translator this restaurant was using, maybe the preferred one for Russian porn sites?

  14. Classic Steve | 6:43 am |

    Remember that old Adult Engrish entry “F*** the duck until exploded”? What is it with the sexualization of waterfowl in translations?

  15. Pete | 8:10 am |

    WABBIT SEASON!!!

    (Yeah I know that was Daffy and not Donald but I still couldn’t resist….)

  16. Pete | 8:12 am |

    Trying to think of a caption for Mickey to ask Donald if he went through a sex change operation….and if he’s renaming him/her self “Donna Duck”…

  17. Tom P. | 8:34 am |

    That salad is pretty useless.

  18. Pete | 10:47 am |

    Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

    Foghorn: Oh, yeah? I say, I say, I say, I thought I saw a ducky tit!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:52 am |

    – Waiter! What’s this?
    – ‘Tit’s salad, Sir.

  20. Long Tom | 12:03 pm |

    The first Donald Duck cartoon where he had a girlfriend, she was the Spanish Dona Duck. Daisy would arrive later.

  21. Marum | 6:00 pm |

    Did you say cesarian salad?

  22. PeeBee | 8:00 pm |

    Man, that’s ducked up.

  23. Marum | 5:11 am |

    Complete this number sequence;
    Illustrated = 210; 225; 230; 280; 250.

    my guess = 240; 255; 260; 310; 280.

    ……………. = 270; 285; 290; 340; 310.

    ……………. = 300; etc.

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