Sorry, that’s goofy.

Daisy wont like it

Eww … Duck tits!

Ni Peking then

It’s the Vlat Dniesy special.

Try it with some Bra Twurst

– Waiter! This ”Oldfashion” salad is undressed!

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. If it has tits however, it might not be a duck.

#230 comes with chest nuts.

We are fortunate not to have Donald D-ick on the salad.

The translator had a mickey before work.

Kind of explains why he isn’f called Donald Drake.

I’m down with that.

According to Google Translate, Утиная грудка is duck breast, or possibly chest or bosom. I wonder what translator this restaurant was using, maybe the preferred one for Russian porn sites?

Remember that old Adult Engrish entry “F*** the duck until exploded”? What is it with the sexualization of waterfowl in translations?

WABBIT SEASON!!!

(Yeah I know that was Daffy and not Donald but I still couldn’t resist….)

Trying to think of a caption for Mickey to ask Donald if he went through a sex change operation….and if he’s renaming him/her self “Donna Duck”…

That salad is pretty useless.

Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

Foghorn: Oh, yeah? I say, I say, I say, I thought I saw a ducky tit!

– Waiter! What’s this?
– ‘Tit’s salad, Sir.

The first Donald Duck cartoon where he had a girlfriend, she was the Spanish Dona Duck. Daisy would arrive later.

Did you say cesarian salad?

Man, that’s ducked up.

Complete this number sequence;
Illustrated = 210; 225; 230; 280; 250.

my guess = 240; 255; 260; 310; 280.

……………. = 270; 285; 290; 340; 310.

……………. = 300; etc.