To err is hunan.

posted on 4 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

characteristics-of-hunan-ass

Characteristic: most noticeably, the smell.

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Siegel.
Menu found in Shaanxi, China.

27 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |

    I do not doubt that it is delectable.

  2. Marum | 4:07 am |

    Speaking of characteristics; Filipina ladies like to be bitten. (quite hard)
    Some of my Aussie friends were like; WTF.

    My answer was always. If your lady likes it – do it. Why not? She will do anything for you, that you like.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Served on a plate with a crack in it.

  4. algernon | 4:22 am |

    Well it takes like ….. .

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    I think we’re getting a bum steer.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Craption is made at here!

  7. algernon | 4:24 am |

    Well its stinks

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am |

    Tastes like sit.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Served with gluteus rice.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:28 am |

    I’ll have mine medium-rear please.

  11. Marum | 4:29 am |

    Well if you don’t want to eat it.

    YOU CAN SPANK IT.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    The plate has a sat in finish.

  13. Marum | 4:36 am |

    Diner: Waiter. I would like some Hunqn Ass.

    Waiter: Maximus, medius, or minimus sir

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    The Hunan ass is connected to the Shaanxi.

  15. Marum | 4:48 am |

    Because the wider pelvis in relation to height, means that the female leg is at an angle, compared to the male leg which is relatively straight. This combines to make the Gluteus Maximus more rounded, plus a thicker layer of subcutaneous fat, gives the female posterior that delightful round shape, that wiggles when they walk.

    There! That explanation doesn’t sound romantic at all. Does it?

  16. Marum | 5:08 am |

    @DNT 0438 True actually. The Gluteus Maximus extends all the way d;own to the Tibia. (shinbone)

    ♫The ass is connected to the shanxi,
    And the shanxi is connected to the footsie,
    And the footsie kicks the arsexi,
    And that’s the way of the Lord 🎶

  17. Marum | 5:15 am |

    Ah! That long slightly bent thing.

    It’s a tapeworm!

  18. coffeebot | 5:38 am |

    I’m only hunan…

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:51 am |

    @Marum: Some men like women with long legs, while others prefer women with shorter legs. I like something in between. 😈

  20. Big Fat Cat | 7:08 am |

    Mao ZeDong was born in Hunan Province. This dish was his favorite.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:14 am |

    – Which hunan?
    – Wonan!

  22. Lora | 8:17 am |

    To the human males who always make sexist and perverted captions to every Engrish photo, I have but one thing to say: Go home, oh sapiens!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:19 am |

    Characteristics of hunan ass: It pulls out rottenly and farts sexy style.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:31 am |

    – Waiter! There’s a Hunan in my ass!
    – Oh, I was afraid it’s Sum Ting Wong, Madam.

  25. Marum | 4:23 pm |

    @Lora 0817. I have the typical male brain.

    60% Sex.

    35% Sport

    And the remaining 5% is there to handle all that extraneous sh1t, which stops me enjoying sex or sport.

    But don’t knock it. If most of us were not geared that way, why would we commit our whole lives and income, to a lady and her needs, and children.

    Very few other animals do. Once the male has done his job, he is off to the next (in season) female.

    BTW. We are one of the few animal species which does not know,(sense) when it’s females are in season. Our females cunningly negate hat shortcoming, by being in season all/most of the time. 😇

  26. zankhana | 7:21 am |

    @ Marum. You are only partially correct. Over decades I have replicated experiments published in numerous reports on the very subject. My findings concur, although sometimes with hilarious results….. Firstly, the human male has lost his instinct for the oestrous status of females surrounding him, however the females surrounding him will become profoundly aware of his potential to sire their offspring and may well act on such instinct should he present a high level of androstenone but only if she is currently in oestrous and not taking any of the more popular contraceptive pills. One can buy androstenone from any farm supply store (I’ve made a small fortune making “love potion”) as it’s used for mating pigs, but a word of caution:- whilst most men are blind to androstenone, gay men are aware and receptive to it’s influences…………Oh! for the more amorous guys, you can boost your pheromone levels by eating lots of celery. There is a debate over androstenone and androstenol – My exercises centered about androstenone only .

  27. Peter Chan | 4:03 pm |

    perfect match for the Hunan hole

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