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posted on 24 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

wish-your-next-coming

Wish your open earlier.

Photo courtesy of Martin Kou.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

20 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    That’s what she said

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Don’t be premature

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |

    So you’re in early

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Wish my next caption

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    – I’m coming, Officer … I’m coming!!

  6. Marum | 4:14 am |

    Be careful what you wish for.

  7. Marum | 4:17 am |

    Like everything, the more effort you make, the better it is.

  8. Marum | 4:20 am |

    OK! See if you can make it past two inches and three seconds, this time.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am |

    Use a wish bone.

  10. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Don’t drop your load at the entrance.

    Try to get it way down in the basement.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |

    Look, Ma! No hands!

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:07 am |

    Wanna see my magic wand?

  13. Marum | 6:07 am |

    Well!
    If your second coming takes over 2,000 years. You are going to wear out a few lovers.

  14. Marum | 6:12 am |

    As Fritz said as he shoved his mother over a cliff:

    “Look Hans no ma.”

  15. Marum | 6:14 am |

    Actually. The second coming isn’t all that hard

    But. The fifth one often is.

  16. Long Tom | 6:16 am |

    Is the sign from a house of ill repute?

  17. markm | 7:05 am |

    Marum: You must be young.

  18. Marum | 7:27 am |

    @markm 0705. Not any more mate.

    But when I was 17, my lady was that interesting.

    At my age now. I think I’ve given it up.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 12:18 pm |

    Please pay if you want your next coming!

  20. Eggrish | 9:27 pm |

    I wonder what that arrow represents (and those open flaps it’s penetrating).

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