Why? Becaused, that’s why.

posted on 21 Sep 2017 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Tina Simpson.

18 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    ‘Twill also inflict a nasty surprise, if you pee into it.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Or cut your fingers off

  3. Marum | 4:07 am |

    There once was a bloke called Dan,
    Who put his male part in a fan,
    The fan tied it in a knot,
    Then tore off the lot,
    And ended the love-life of our man.

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Where theres a wound theres a way

  5. Marum | 4:11 am |

    I would actually hate to have a fan or any other device, getting awound in my body.

    I weally would.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    I am not a fan of product trouble.

  7. Marum | 4:14 am |

    2nd worst movieever made; The Revenge of the Killer Ceiling Fans.

    (1st: Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes)

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |

    Employers don’t want short-handed staff.

  9. Marum | 4:32 am |

    UNHAND ME YOU FAN! You!

  10. Marum | 4:42 am |

    Old oriental joke.

    Fan blades replaced by rotary mower blades.

    Oriental have great sense of humour. Hahahahahahahahehehehehe.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am |

    Motors kill motor skill.

  12. Classic Steve | 7:31 am |

    Not even the Hand of Death.

  13. Tom P. | 8:58 am |

    The troubled young fan ended up wounding many of the patrons at the theater.

  14. Filboid | 7:23 pm |

    Awww, that first sentence was doing so well…of not.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:46 pm |

    Becaused you’ll be captioned!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:47 pm |

    To be of not to be – that is the becaused

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:51 pm |

    It must be very popular. All those fans!

  18. Droll not Troll | 1:04 am |

    Becaused the shiat will hit it.

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