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posted on 27 Oct 2017 in Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

161-bland-coffee

We reuse our grounds.

Photo courtesy of Richard Gannon.
Found in Ayutthaya, Thailand.

31 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    It’s tasteless

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Flesh coffee, made of human beans

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    American blend maybe

  4. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Approved by nine out of ten blands.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    It becomes invisible when it blands into the blackground

  6. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Tastes like Starbucks

  7. Marum | 4:09 am |

    No wonder it’s bland.

    It’s grown in Iceland.

  8. Long Tom | 4:13 am |

    There used to be a newspaper comic named “Lully”, about a secretary who, among other things, was completely inept at making coffee for her boss. She was not doing this to spite him; she was actually inept at that job.

  9. Marum | 4:15 am |

    Maccas makes the worst coffee in Brissie, and it costs $4.00 a cup.

    I ruminated upon the matter, of how could a machine which grinds its own beans, make such lousy coffee. Then it occurred to me: The beans are plastic, they slip in half a teaspoon of Nescafe when you’re not looking.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    Just add coffee

  11. Marum | 4:19 am |

    @Long Tom 0413. I hear she retired shortly after that. You might say – she was on her last lap.

    BOOM BOOM

  12. Marum | 4:23 am |

    I might as well be totally politically incorrect:

    I like my coffee like my women: Hot, black, and sweet.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Made in a coffee vacuous pot.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    Uh, oh! Somebody spilled the beans!

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    Try the crappuccino.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:54 am |

    Endorsed by Wan Valdez.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |

    We serve the average joe.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:29 am |

    Our specialty: Coffee to f u

  19. EffEff | 12:50 pm |

    161 flavours of blandness

  20. Long Tom | 3:49 pm |

    @Marum 0413: In the actual strip, Lolly lived at home alone with a poodle, while the bo9ss had a jealous wife. The boss never hit upon Lolly though.

  21. Droll not Troll | 7:49 pm |

    This one time, at bland camp, a kid drank 161 cups of coffee.

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:51 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 9:29 am: Coffee tofu? I’ll pass! O_o

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    @ Droll not Troll | 7:51 pm: Pass out, I suppose?

    Btw, nothing beats that strong, fragrant tofu taste… 😉

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am: Hehe! “Wake up and smell the tofu!” – said no-one, ever.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    @ Droll not Troll | 4:13 am: I think that’s what she said … besides ”Good mourning”

  26. Marum | 5:03 am |

    It is our Export Bland.

  27. Marum | 6:13 am |

    I don’t know about coffee.

    But an Indian Chief used to drink 400 cups of tea a day.

    I believe he died in his own teepee.

  28. UCity | 8:35 pm |

    Better bland coffee than cafe au lead!

  29. Droll not Troll | 1:17 am |

    Try their “Love on the riverbank” coffee. It’s f***ing near water.

  30. Lora | 2:05 pm |

    “This coffee tastes like dirt!”
    “It should, it was ground just this morning.”

  31. Peter Chan | 2:44 pm |

    Still better than Starsucks, I bet, as long as it is not Cafe con Leech.

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