Carrot Life

posted on 1 Oct 2017 in Household Items
vegetable-peeler
Can the dinner ready?
Photo courtesy of Laura Syndey.

19 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Love is a carrot

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Not for the carrot

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    “Various goods – Daiso” means the goodness varies according to the love and size of the Daikon.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:20 am |

    Can the cooking and store it in the bunker.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    – Can you cooking happily?
    – Yes! I garbage can!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    – I love vegetable!
    – Oh, I love you too, sweetie!

  7. Marum | 4:50 am |

    Of course it’s a “vegetable” peeler.

    It has no arms and legs, and no brian.

  8. Marum | 4:51 am |

    Jasper Carrot.

  9. Marum | 4:53 am |

    It is actually a twin blade shaver.

    “But don’t you worry about that.”

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |

    You always peel the one you love.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |

    Really – do people still peel carrots? I stopped doing that years ago!

  12. Marum | 5:45 am |

    @DNT 0522.

    No. But many cull parrots.

  13. Long Tom | 6:07 am |

    Can the cooking. Eat your vegetables raw!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:10 am |

    It puts the peeler on its skin or else it cans the cooking again

  15. Marum | 6:18 am |

    In the Profumo scandal days in England, if my memory serves me correctly.

    There was a stripper who named herself; “Pristine Peeler.” (Pun on Christine Keeler)

    But he would say that wouldn’t he. (Mandy Rice Davies quote)

  16. EffEff | 4:59 pm |

    Banff Carrot

  17. Salome | 8:59 pm |

    Vegetable in can already cooked.

  18. Lora | 4:34 pm |

    I love vegetable!” said no kid ever.

  19. zankhana | 4:30 pm |

    To the tune of Ship Ahoy.
    All the nice girls love a carrot, but not peeled down to a stick, coz there’s something about a carrot that reminds them of a d..k. Make it greasy, free and easy, its a girly’s pride and joy! when we happy cook and then, find a bigger one again, it’s a toy, not a boy!!!!!

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