Just follow the fuse.

posted on 11 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

Examined-by-the-Blast

Photo courtesy of Bobby Marino.
Found at Yichang Sanxia Airport in China.

26 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Using embryonic cells in security? They must be desperate for staff!

  2. algernon | 4:11 am |

    Go Nuclear.

  3. algernon | 4:12 am |

    Well it depends whats being examined

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    They’re allowing the jet planes just a tad too close to the terminal these days.

  5. DrLex | 4:25 am |

    It’s easier to see whether you were carrying something illegal when you’ve been blown to bits.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:27 am |

    If you pass the blast exam, you will be admitted to the League of Superheroes.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |

    Just Go It.

    – Nuke

  8. Tong Lin | 4:37 am |

    Boom! Bang! Yeah, Sir you are all clear now!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |

    – Look Ma, I’m blowin’!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    I thought it was only cars that had suicide doors.

  11. Marum | 4:49 am |

    We could erect a blast-shield.

    But then, we would need to vacuum out the terminal.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |

    Looks like this one only works on Lunix

  13. Marum | 4:51 am |

    Actually. That is why we call it a “terminal”.

  14. Marum | 4:52 am |

    Try the amazing Chinese world tour. You will go absolutely everywhere.

  15. Marum | 4:54 am |

    Our blow jobs, are to die from.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    We turned up the x-ray scanner to 11.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |

    – So, did you examined by the Basic Local Alignment Search Tool, darling?
    – I don’t know. There was just a computer blue screen that said ”Error 404” and ”Put your hands in the airport!”

  18. Marum | 5:18 am |

    This is really wasteful, because we can’t harvest your organs for potplants.

  19. Marum | 5:20 am |

    Similar to Sharknado. These are Elasmoblasts.

  20. Marum | 5:22 am |

    Can you give me a hand?

    Which one do you want Chang, I have a whole bagful.

  21. Long Tom | 6:57 am |

    Maybe they mean this kind of blast:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq3pFI70S-8

    Go to 5:20 of the video to see what I refer to.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 7:00 am |

    Must be that travel boom I heard about.

  23. Tom P. | 7:17 am |

    Is that where the Hand Grenade is located?

    http://www.engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/

  24. Chris | 5:21 pm |

    Um…do I have to?

  25. Rt | 6:59 pm |

    Sincerely,

    Michael Bay

  26. Eggrish | 10:21 pm |

    Hmm, why are all those guys near the main entrance wearing large backbacks?

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