Speeling will get you nowhere

posted on 9 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-dont-speeling

Photo courtesy of Sarah Foster.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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He hates himself most of all…

posted on 8 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

extreme-prejudice

Photo courtesy of Jed Misiek.
Spotted in Hong Kong. 

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Not bad, boiled or fried…

posted on 7 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

boiled-screw

…and it’s an effective birth control.

Photo courtesy of Michelle Low.
Found in Hong Kong.

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Try our new corn fertility program.

posted on 6 Oct 2017 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

world-of-cartoon

Corn does a lot more than I was led to believe.

Photo courtesy of Sofie Damtoft Larsen.
Child’s book from China.

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Trust me, don’t do lunch.

posted on 5 Oct 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

bad-and-breakfast

That’s 5 stars out of a 100.

Photo courtesy of Joseph Palmer.
Spotted in Estonia.

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Let’s first become acquaintance with me.

posted on 4 Oct 2017 in Clothing

certainly-pleasant-time

I have some certainly pleasant time available Saturday…

Photo courtesy of Trisha Maria Berry.

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Engrish perfect incarnation

posted on 3 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

perfect-incarnation

Photo courtesy of Sophie Harris.
Packaging for a ‘Barbie’ doll from China.

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With a hint of pasture…

posted on 2 Oct 2017 in Snacks

wind-in-the-meadows

That explains the dried leaves and debris…

Photo courtesy of Christoph Müller.
Found at a convenience store in Japan.

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Carrot Life

posted on 1 Oct 2017 in Household Items
vegetable-peeler
Can the dinner ready?
Photo courtesy of Laura Syndey.

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