Pizza for masochists

posted on 14 Oct 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs


Photo courtesy of Joan Chu.
Found in Madrid, Spain. 

30 captions

  1. algernon | 4:08 am |

    I’m worried about this porking

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    They call it the emo special.

  3. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Well it takes the biscuit

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    The red topping isn’t tomato!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |

    Something for Suicide Grills

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |

    – Here, sweetie! One slice yourself, one slice your Mommy!

  7. Marum | 4:59 am |

    Latest speciality shop.

    The self harm store.

  8. Marum | 5:00 am |

    Just the place for tear er wrists.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |

    – Two slices, please.
    – Would you like to go, Madam?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |

    In Spain, French fries YOU!

  11. Chris | 5:25 am |

    I’m a sadist. I’d rather slice others.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    The pain in Spain is easy to explain.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:34 am |

    Cutting edge marketing.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 5:39 am |

    Slice yourself, then we gouge you.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:47 am |

    Well, guys; on the upside, they’re not selling hot dogs.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |

    It’s only 2€, not an arm and a leg.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |

    Try also our Hot Dog – ”Roll over yourself !!!”

  18. Long Tom | 6:18 am |

    “My wife has a black belt in cookery! She can kill with one chop!”

  19. Pete | 7:19 am |

    Pizza for matadors Iand visiting samurai) who care about the size of their piece!

  20. Big Fat Cat | 8:14 am |

    At least it’s not Calle Arsenal and the exploding duck arrives with the pizza.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:21 am |

    – Mommy, can I crap my hands?
    – Only if you sh*t yourself, honey.

  22. Eggrish | 4:02 pm |

    succulent seppuku

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    – Manuel! Clean the windows!

  24. Marum | 5:01 am |

    @2nd above


  25. Marum | 5:02 am |

    @72nd 0402


  26. Marum | 7:17 am |

    Getting back to the Postings about the days a few days ago.

    A year = 365.242189 days. (Solar/tropical year)

    A year = 365.25636 days (Siderial year)

    So you can see the need for an extra day as I postulated.

    Thus: Wed11th; Non-day 11th; Thu 12th: Fri 13th.

    However as the Earths spin is getting slower due to the tidal forces of the moon, a siderial day will gradually get longer. So a year, (orbit of the sun) will take less days.

    The earth slows approx 1.7ms per century.

    When the moon and the earth were new a day was about 5hrs. So eventually, the Earth, due to the drag of the moon, will stop rotating. But this is nothing of concern, because the sun will have ended its service life well before then.

    The interesting will be when the Earth and the Moon are in synchronous orbit, with a rotation = 60days. There will be no tides, except for the tides caused by the pull of the sun. So we will have one full tide and one low tide every 60days. Provided of course we still have oceans.

    I hope I have bored you thoroughly. But I have merely skimmed over the matter. Physics is fascinating.

    “Why is this so?”

  27. Marum | 8:43 am |

    So let us get back to angular velocities. You will appreciate them if you have a nose heavy V8, with a really light rear. Like the old Holden One-tonners, and you spin it.

    So think of an Olympic Hammer Throw. You have to spin rapidly to throw it any appreciable distance. However if you could pay out the chain connecting it you would slow down, because the hammer would take longer to orbit you, and thus you would reduce the centripetal force. However the centripetal force of the chain pulls on you. So at some point the hammer accelerating will have more mass than you, and it will launch you out the gate. (I have seen that happen, when one of those giant hammer throwers got his angular velocities mixed up. The hammer stayed in the circle, and he flew out the gate. So if you double its velocity, you quadruple the force on yourself.

    So. If we could put enough tonnage in stationary orbit, we could slow the Earth even quicker.

  28. Marum | 8:45 am |

    Conversely: If we put enough tonnage in space moving faster than the Earth, could we speed the earth up?

  29. Marum | 8:54 am |

    Actually no. The object would merely move away until it found a stationary orbit height, or it would fly off into the cosmos.

    Centrifigal force on the orbital object, has to equal centripetal force acting on the centre. (Gravity in this case – not a chain)

    And that is why Helicopters cannot fly; They are so ugly the Earth repels them. I guess if the Earth had its way, it would cast them too, into the cosmos.

  30. Peter Chan | 1:53 pm |

    Not even after you (!!)

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