Pretty wife get me sandwich.

posted on 20 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

Pretty-Wife-Eat-Cheese

Pretty wife now need fiber.

Photo courtesy of T.P.
Found in Taichung County, Taiwan.

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Blessed are the cheese eaters

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    … and it goes straight to her dairy-air!

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Better than garlic or fish

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Pretty Girl Make Grave

    – Morrissey, The Smiths

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |

    Lookin’ gouda.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    I bet she likes blue vein. 😈

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    How does she eat it?
    -Caerphilly.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    Ugly wife eat chinese

  9. DrLex | 4:13 am |

    The Chinese actually reads: “Jellyfish eats cheese”.
    Right.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:16 am |

    Rumour has it she’s been nibbling the stinking bishop.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    – Would you like some husband with that, Madam?

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:24 am |

    Pretty woman, walkin’ down the street
    Pretty woman eating her goat cheese.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:26 am |

    Ugly Husband eat dusts like Weinstein

  14. Frank Burns | 4:39 am |

    Big fat wife eat Cheetos.
    (there’s orange dust everywhere)

  15. coffeebot | 5:04 am |

    Pretty wife now make baby.

  16. Marum | 7:06 am |

    Blessed are the cheesemakers,
    For they shall have the earth.

  17. Marum | 7:07 am |

    PS. As well as the Greek.

  18. Marum | 7:10 am |

    @coffeebot.0504
    It is not making babies which is the most fun.
    It is all the practicing.

  19. Marum | 7:11 am |

    BTW. I thought the Chinese hated cheese.

  20. Marum | 7:55 am |

    Full speed ahead, and damn the sandwiches!

  21. Marum | 7:56 am |

    I’ll eat my pretty lady instead.

  22. Pete | 10:58 am |

    Pretty wife scream:
    “Hey Moron! Where’s my wine to go with this?”

  23. Lora | 4:43 pm |

    Gassy husband cut cheese.

  24. Filboid | 7:47 pm |

    Love what you’ve done with the exposed wiring there…oh, and I’ll have the Venezuelan beaver cheese, if you’ve got any.

  25. Droll not Troll | 10:43 pm |

    The high quality of the English script contrasting with the lack of sense in the message makes me think that someone is playing a deliberate prank on someone.

  26. Droll not Troll | 10:46 pm |

    @Filboid: “Not today sir, no.”

  27. Robert Coates | 7:01 pm |

    The new Wisconsin state motto.

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