Smells like Teansparent

posted on 21 Oct 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

influenza-a

Photo courtesy of J.P.
Fingernail decal package from China.

25 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    I can’t wait for this warm winter

  2. Conventi | 4:05 am |

    Winter can be warm in Australia.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    CAUTION: For teen’s parent only

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |

    Sales have gone viral.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Because for 30 secongds, summer can be cold.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    Try our manicure for the common cold.

  7. Marum | 6:15 am |

    So. This sticks weird pattern on your fingernails, or stick-on tattoos?

  8. Marum | 6:24 am |

    I never before knew “on” could be a verb.

    I always thought it was a proposition. as in:

    Man: “May I get on?”

    Woman: ‘Only if you pay first buster!’

  9. Marum | 6:27 am |

    And we can do with more worm Winters.

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:45 am |

    Dressing for influenza A can be tricky. A black tie doesn’t go well with pyjamas.

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:50 am |

    It removes its products on the film or else it gets soaked again.

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:52 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am: Is that by Aaron Copland?

  13. DrLex | 6:53 am |

    Hmm, nail polish. Smells like tean spirit.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 7:07 am |

    @ Droll 6:52 am

    Now there’s a noteworthy reference.

  15. DrLex | 7:09 am |

    Surface points are hard to please.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 7:34 am |

    Nail polish is a sure cure for Influenza A, B, C, D…..Z, if you swallow the whole bottle.

  17. Droll not Troll | 7:34 am |

    You will know when a surface point achieves satisfaction. It will go flaccid.

  18. Marum | 7:40 am |

    @BFC 0734. It may well kill you. But you will have a beautiful finish.

  19. Marum | 8:15 am |

    @DNT 0645. Don’t know mate. It should look OK when you are laid in your best, out for burial.

  20. Marum | 8:16 am |

    EDIT: Best = Sunday Best.

  21. algernon | 3:21 pm |

    Open here for a pandemic

  22. algernon | 3:22 pm |

    Sounds more like Nirvana

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:27 pm |

    I’ve seen that film, winter was very cold, a face wet with water, and dry, influenza B dresser

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:44 pm |

    Product description? I couldn’t say they nailed it.

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:11 am |

    We’ve been thinking of getting new bedroom furniture, and I’m now thinking an Influenza-colored dresser would be just the thing.

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