Speeling will get you nowhere

posted on 9 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-dont-speeling

Photo courtesy of Sarah Foster.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

23 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Don’t climb the pence either

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Running past picket fences can cause a strobe effect.

    Make eyes go funny.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Speeling on the posswalk too

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |

    Lady who sit on picket fence, have hole new outlook

  5. Eggrish | 4:09 am |

    1. speeling , verb
    Impaling one’s ass on a pole while disregarding helpful warning from nearby engrish sign

  6. Marum | 4:10 am |

    If you find a Chinese lady sitting on a picket fence – lift her off carefully.

    Dragging her along it to the gate, will cause much speeling.

  7. Marum | 4:14 am |

    Also splinters. (no not sphincters

  8. Marum | 4:21 am |

    This Aussie bloke finds his Chinese lady too short to make love to standing up.

    So, in a fit of lust, he throws her over a picket fence, and makes mad love to her. When he gets her home he apologizes to her for being such a bogan.

    She says; “No. You perfect gentleman. Last three american men, leave me hanging there.”

  9. Marum | 4:30 am |

    Speeling is the Chinese version of planking.

    Instead of riding on moving vehicles, you run, without looking, at full speed across Shenzen’s major roads

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |

    Especially no coreect speeling

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |

    Can’t you spick English?

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    Let’s retard!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:12 am |

    ♪ ”Oops, IIIIIIII did it again!” ♪♪

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |

    They miss speeled ‘Pleese’

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |

    What’s this about Chinese unicorns in the upper left corner?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:46 am |

    Can I punctuation?

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:53 am |

    Speeling- a gay man‘s heaven.

  18. Marum | 5:54 am |

    I observe, that his head is already detached. Must have, instantly before this photo, as there is no blood, and it has not yet begun to fall.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:31 am |

    I tried that once but it was sleepery so I feel on the flour

  20. Long Tom | 10:06 am |

    Put your banana speels in proper waste receptacle please.

  21. Droll not Troll | 9:55 pm |

    @Marum | 5:54 am: Or maybe he’s just a (window) pane in the neck.

  22. Pete | 1:51 pm |

    Confucius say:

    “He who walk on railroad track get diagonally flattened.”

  23. Olog-hai | 3:37 pm |

    Not here for the speeling bee.

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