Steer clear of inconvenience.

posted on 16 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

near-the-convenience

It’s an inconvenient world out there…

Photo courtesy of Nathan Fulcher.
Found in Mongolia.

24 captions

  1. Marum | 4:04 am |

    The civilization near a “Tea House”, is not one I wish to be part of.

  2. algernon | 4:14 am |

    Oh John this place is the can

  3. algernon | 4:16 am |

    Well its open to interpretation

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    Or visit the nearest in convenience store

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    NOTE: Civilization is closed until further notice

  6. Marum | 4:21 am |

    Speaking of civilization. Two extraterrestrials are talking:

    “I hear the earthlings have deployed nuclear weapons in space.”

    ‘Does that mean they are an emerging intelligence then?’

    “No. I don’t think so. They have them pointed at themselves.”

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |

    Sell that yurt and move to the city.

  8. Marum | 4:28 am |

    WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

    Due to an agreement between Donald Trump, and Kim Jung Un, from 0800hrs. tomorrow, there will be no more civilization until further notice

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    You won’t find a 7-11 out in the wilderness.

  10. Marum | 4:30 am |

    Check on this sign in 100,000yrs or so.

  11. Marum | 4:33 am |

    @DNT 0429. There will be no 7-11s either.

    Every cloud has a silver lining, (Even if it’s a mushroom-cloud)

  12. Marum | 4:40 am |

    That’s the definition of futility:

    A civilization that has the technology to wipe itself out, and does.

    Then it spends thousands of years developing the technology to that level, and wipes itself out again.

    Then it spends thousands of years developing the technology to that level, and wipes itself out again.

    Then it spends thousands of years developing the technology to that level, and wipes itself out again.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am |

    People with incontinence are not civilized.

  14. Marum | 5:07 am |

    @BFC 0448. Depends on which continence you are in.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |

    Alternate version:

    ”Keep close to the civilization near the Qing Dynasty”

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:25 am |

    Most of the civilization is found in continents.

  17. Long Tom | 6:40 am |

    Because barbarian hordes have a way of making life inconvenient for you!

  18. Long Tom | 6:42 am |

    @Marum: If there truly were a nuclear war between North Korea and the USA, common sense, if nothing else, would suggest it would be a one-sided battle.

    Remember the nuclear standoff between Pakistan and India in 2002?

  19. Pete | 6:59 am |

    Available at civilization stores near you!

  20. Marum | 7:01 am |

    @Long Tom 0642. Just joking mate. (I hope)

    I was just remembering the 1957? book: On The Beach (Nevil Shute)

  21. Marum | 7:50 am |

    BTW If there is such a war, common sense would not be present.

  22. sam | 10:49 am |

    Space! Finar Flontier! Going where civilization exists!

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:14 pm |

    How near to the convenience? Is it OK if I touch it, or will the civilization be insulted??

  24. iLock | 2:37 am |

    An Inconvenient Inhumanity.

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