They’re suspiciously at your side.

posted on 30 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-your-hands

If the right one doesn’t get you, the left one will.

Photo courtesy of Richard Yang.
Found in China.

25 captions

  1. coffeebot | 4:01 am |

    There’s only two of them… for now.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    You may need to crap them

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    You dont know where they’ve been

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |

    Noted! Will not let your hands grab my …….

  5. Marum | 4:20 am |

    He was tall, dark, and all hands.

  6. Marum | 4:23 am |

    Beware of your hands.

    They may be screwing your wife, when you,re out.

  7. Marum | 4:23 am |

    you’re

  8. Long Tom | 4:26 am |

    Especially if you’re Edward Scissorhands.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    They’re armed!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Especially if you’re not playing with a full deck.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    One of them just doesn’t seem right …

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |

    And here I was thinking I could count on them.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:18 am |

    Mine’s full of nails.

  14. Marum | 5:26 am |

    Q. What are armies for?

    A. For sticking your handies on.

  15. Marum | 5:32 am |

    You surely have heard of the German bloke – Hans Schnee

    You know: Hans Schnees and boomps-a-daisy.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:41 am |

    – Look Ma, my hands!

  17. Marum | 5:41 am |

    The boy stood on the burning deck,
    His feet were full of blisters,
    One hand on his mother’s crack,
    The other on his sister’s.

    Oh God. That’s the oldest joke I know. All we dirty little 8 yo boys, used to laugh at that one.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:48 am |

    Because sometimes they can do unspeakable things

  19. Pete | 6:38 am |

    Said Harvey’s brother…

  20. Marum | 7:13 am |

    The other one the Aussie kids were singing a few years ago. In response to the Daffodil Margarene ad.

    ♪ Your taste buds are on the top of your tongue, so turn your girlfriend upside down♫

    Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o35Ap8lxRBY

  21. Lora | 9:09 am |

    Well, I *am* sinister, i.e. left-handed.

  22. EffEff | 4:29 pm |

    Evil Dead II

  23. RT | 11:36 pm |

    of course, given that this is china, i’m not surprised that they would not support a right to bear arms (as in, arms from a bear)

  24. Marum | 7:40 am |

    @RT 2339.
    That is why they should ban the Burqa.
    Everyone deserves the right to bare arms.

  25. Peter Chan | 2:50 pm |

    They can pick your own pockets anytime.

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