Trust me, don’t do lunch.

posted on 5 Oct 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

bad-and-breakfast

That’s 5 stars out of a 100.

Photo courtesy of Joseph Palmer.
Spotted in Estonia.

21 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    Well. If the lady has been “bad enough” sufficiently, I will certainly cook her breakfast.

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |

    ORAL SEX.

    The breakfast of champions.

  3. Marum | 4:07 am |

    He. Would you like to eat in, or out?

    She. Can’t we do both?

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |

    A palace fit for a kink.

  5. Marum | 4:12 am |

    Q. What is spotted in Estonia?

  6. algernon | 4:12 am |

    Makes me sick

  7. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Plaice is full of bad bugs

  8. Long Tom | 4:25 am |

    Maybe they mean the Michael Jackson album?

    Moonwalk to the breakfast table.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:31 am |

    Their HQ is in Baden Baden, Germany.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    They don’t take sheet from anyone!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |

    – Hello, reception? I have to complain. This is not bad!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    The place where cereal killers often stay.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |

    Bed girls love it

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    Our guests don’t break fast so we offer them a miss steak

  15. DrLex | 5:15 am |

    It’s probably a Breaking Bad kind of breakfast, with a healthy dose of crystal meth.

  16. Nonsuch Ned | 5:59 am |

    YELP: “As advertised! The TV didn’t work, the mattress was flat and stunk of a dead skunk, the water faucets spewed brown gunk. What can you hope for other than truth in Advertising? This place was BAD…and there was breakfast. FIVE STARS!!!

  17. Rt | 3:59 pm |

    “I always dream to square marden”

  18. iLock | 7:24 pm |

    The sequel to Breaking Bad has Jesse driving off somewhere far away and finding a Bed & Breakfast that isn’t quite as far away from his recent past as he thought….
    5 Stars
    “Brilliantly Bad in the best way”
    “A real Meth-terpiece”

  19. iLock | 7:25 pm |

    “W-what’s for breakfast Dad?”

  20. Marum | 4:15 am |

    I know what’s found in Estonia.

    Ball ticks.

  21. Peter Chan | 11:18 am |

    Ok let’s stay awake overnight.

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