Try our new corn fertility program.

posted on 6 Oct 2017 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

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Corn does a lot more than I was led to believe.

Photo courtesy of Sofie Damtoft Larsen.
Child’s book from China.

24 captions

  1. Marum | 4:04 am |

    I never knew porn would surprise me.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    They don’t look like cobs

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:04 am |

    Stay away from the creamed corn.

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |

    It may surprise the mind of the kids though.

  5. algernon | 4:05 am |

    The children were surprised

  6. Tong Lin | 4:06 am |

    Finally, my question of where did the corn head family come from is answered.

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |

    Infinite change is an example of tautology.

    As nothing is constant, except change. Then, by inference, change is both constant, and therefore infinite.

    Therefore, “infinite” is redundant.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    The capabilities of corn are truly a-maize-ing.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Did you hear about the p0rn star who practised with ears of corn? She ended up with a husky voice.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    From ”Children of the Corn”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    It can also give you corn freaks and cereal killers

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    CGI = Corn Generated Infant.

  13. Marum | 4:30 am |

    Hot damn! Mary Lou!

    I told you to “shuck” the corn

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    Don’t be surprised when you do corn in bad for breakfast

  15. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Actually. That would be a salutary method of removing the husks

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |

    @ me | 4:22 am
    And the website: http://www.childrenofthe.corn

  17. Marum | 4:41 am |

    A newly married couple moved into a block of Units. (Back in the old analogue TV – videotape era)
    They decided to record their lovemaking, and play it back for their amusement later. They found a convenient double plug on the antenna outlet, So they plugged in their VCR, and reviewed their performance.

    The next day they found, that all the other residents were smiling and waving at them. Eventually they found out….They were not the only ones who watched the video.

  18. Marum | 4:53 am |

    @72rd and all. Works better id you remove the last dot first

  19. Marum | 4:59 am |

    @DNT 0418. Well.
    That’s better than cusky hunt.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 5:08 am |

    There isn’t a kernel of truth to that last claim.

  21. Lora | 6:43 pm |

    Try the pirate corn, it’s only a buck an ear.

  22. Eggrish | 6:54 pm |

    I will never look at corn syrup the same way again.

  23. Droll not Troll | 9:23 pm |

    The children happen after Pop Corn and Ma Corn get it on.

  24. Marum | 5:25 am |

    Lego of my corn toys

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