Use only genuine Basten for your acerbity.

posted on 13 Oct 2017 in Stationery

notebook

This Notebook did NOT make me cry.

Photo courtesy of Ally Sh.
Found in Singapore.

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    The book for prostitutes everywhere

  2. DrLex | 4:07 am |

    Go on and baste me with your sweet, sweet acerbity.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Bastens are the children of HOs who don’t use protection.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |

    Odd translation strikes a sour note.

  5. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    Please go to the main door
    and examined by the baster.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Also useful as a recipe book.

  7. algernon | 4:14 am |

    I’d prefer 1007

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    Girls are made of sweet and acerbity

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    HO 1008, a secret section of Suck Ho Bldg.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    – Tasting, tasting …

  11. Marum | 4:38 am |

    Acer Bity. The new biological motherboard.

  12. Marum | 4:44 am |

    The # HO 1008 is tattooed on her Clitorus.

    BTW. Cltorus fruits, are oranges, lemons, grapefruit, and the like.

  13. Marum | 4:45 am |

    Therefore, her clitorus must be part of a Sourpuss.

  14. Long Tom | 5:59 am |

    If you don’t like this notebook we have the “Uncle Ho” version.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:04 am |

    I came here for the absurdity.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |

    @Marum | 4:44 am: Isn’t a clitoris a part of a Volvo? 😛

  17. Marum | 6:52 am |

    Isn’t that an Australian biscuit?

    Iced Vulvas. (For the non Aussies – Iced VoVo s)

  18. Marum | 6:59 am |

    They are a plain rectangular biscuit with pink marshmallow on top, and a strip of red jam longitudinally down the centre of the marshmallow. Then it is sprinkled with coconut. I guess if you are deviant enough, you could imagine, that you are eating a little VaJay.

  19. Pete | 7:08 am |

    Yarrr, matey!
    Basten down the biatches!

  20. DrewE | 7:24 am |

    “This is your captain speaking. In preparation for takeoff, please basten your notebook and record your acerbity in the full upright position. Thank you.”

  21. Lora | 8:37 am |

    Sounds more like a journal for rating different kinds of coffee to me.

  22. Pete | 10:31 am |

    @Lora,

    Or a notebook for rating various sichuan & other regional Chinese recipes.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:56 am |

    Why not e-book?

  24. Big Fat Cat | 8:04 pm |

    Gordon Ramsay uses this note book.

  25. Olog-hai | 3:34 pm |

    I knew a lot of bitter hoes in my youth.

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