Your fashionable lifestyle is TOO specific.

posted on 17 Oct 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

victoria

No daughter of mine is wearing sparkphss on her prodnetions!

Photo courtesy of Joana Purves.
Found on a bag from China.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I want sparkphss and prodnetions

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    But is Victoria fashionable

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:12 am |

    What’s the charge for a prodnet ion?

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |

    Sparkphss is the technique for making a blue angel.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |

    That’s Victoria‘s secrets new bag.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:28 am |

    From Pronatal to Prodnetions, all your needs are inside the bag.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    Sparkphss sounds like it may be fissionable!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    They used some strange words in the Victorian era.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    Phss! It’s Victoria Secretion!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:53 am |

    Sneh lovely prodnets, especially their fishucts

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |

    Today’s secret word is NABOL.

  12. Marum | 4:58 am |

    If she keeps getting sparkphss on her prodnetion, it won’t be long before she is preggers.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:17 am |

    And she plays a mean banjo!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    Well, prod my netions and call me Sparkphss!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:43 am |

    What about prodnets from Live’s, Cocoa, Nkie, George O. Armmany, Christina Door, Christian Lobotomy, Gay Cotton, Dolce & Banana, Daddyass, Untied Colors of Bonetone … ?

  16. Long Tom | 5:46 am |

    Victoria’s secret is out! She cannot speak the Queen’s English, but the Queen’s Engrish!

  17. Marum | 5:59 am |

    @Long Tom 0546. Haha you just beat me to it.

    I thought Victoria’s secret was; Vittoria cunnt speel.

  18. DrLex | 8:43 am |

    “Sparkphss” sounds like something electronic exploding. The keyboard of whoever wrote this text, probably.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |

    Hey … This is yesterday’s Engrish! o_O

  20. WildaBeast | 12:19 pm |

    Well yes, I suppose corsets and petticoats and bustles were a specific kind of fashion.

  21. Marum | 2:59 pm |

    @72rd.0450. “Ful wys is he that kan himselve knowe.” ( Geoffrey Chaucer)

    NOW! That’s yesterday’s english.

  22. Marum | 4:31 pm |

    Certainly is “yesterday’s” English. 7 line Iambic Pentameter

    The Parliament of Foules (G.C.)

    THE life so short, the craft so long to learn,
    Th’assay so hard, so sharp the conquering,
    The dreadful joy, alway that *flits so yern;* *fleets so fast*
    All this mean I by* Love, that my feeling *with reference to
    Astoneth* with his wonderful working, *amazes
    So sore, y-wis, that, when I on him think,
    Naught wit I well whether I fleet* or sink, *float

  23. Marum | 4:41 pm |

    @DNT 0458. The secret word. Herr Weinstein perhaps.

    N ever
    A ffectionate
    B ut
    O minously
    L echerous

  24. Marum | 5:14 pm |

    Or the one that cracks me up. But I guess one has to be a male of a certain age, to find it funny.

    S ingle
    I ncome
    T wo
    C hildren
    O ppressive
    M ortgage

  25. Robert Coates | 7:05 pm |

    This could lead to covfefe.

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