How many distance is to hometown?

posted on 27 Nov 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries


Mom, when do we back to hometown on our roads?

Photo courtesy of Gordon Williams.
Found on wall of Chinese restaurant in Australia.

27 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    The caption can not write is vulgar entries

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Hometown is just a front.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    The phone can reach is called long distance.

  4. Marum | 4:15 am |

    Are we there yet?

  5. Marum | 4:18 am |

    I accidentally found myself in a Thai restaurant in Bond St. Sydney.(Due to drunkeness)

    I can assure you, that was Homotown.

  6. Marum | 4:19 am |

    That sure was one way of sobering up in a hurry.

  7. Marum | 4:20 am |

    By God! They speak English well for Australians.

  8. Marum | 4:22 am |

    I suspect it is called the “QUEENS’ English”.

  9. Marum | 4:27 am |

    This Pommie gets run over, in Brissie. He wakes up in hospital with a doctor bending over him,

    Pommie; “Did I come here to die?”

    Doctor; “Nah mate! You came here yesterdie.”

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Examples of what you may hear from your cheap Chinese GPS device.

  11. Marum | 4:29 am |

    I shoulda said. “Yer caaame here yesterdie.”

  12. Marum | 4:35 am |

    Can anyone else hear their own accent? When I converse in other languages, I am highly aware of my Australian accent, and seek to minimize. it. With varying degrees of success. Especially the long “aa” or “ee”.

  13. iLock | 4:39 am |

    Can you pass the salt? I can’t reach it, because distances.

  14. Marum | 4:42 am |

    Especially the Innisfail grown tea – Nerada.

    Pron: Nh rada. In innisfail they call it Neeh As in”eh” raaadaa.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |

    I’ll have the traffic jam on toast.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    So many people they are on their roads …


  17. Marum | 4:46 am |

    @ILock 0439. Next time pass it to them like you are playing Rugby. That should instigate a food-fight.

  18. Marum | 4:49 am |

    The people on the roads in China should get off them.
    They may get squished by a Tank.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    The sentence can not understand is called Engrish.

  20. algernon | 5:18 am |

    Quite philosophical these chinese walls

  21. algernon | 5:21 am |

    Better than woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot very unhyginic.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |

    Sayings of Confuse us.

  23. Frank Burns | 5:54 am |

    I like John Denver’s version of “Country Roads” better.

  24. coffeebot | 6:45 am |

    Hometowns for a Holidays
    Pelly Como

    Oh! Not the place is hometown for holi days
    Causes you don’t matter distance roaming
    Pine times the sun shines your face look
    To the holi days don’t lets beat your saccharine hometowns

  25. Yu No Hoo | 7:18 am |

    The place can not be back is front.
    The place can not reach is too high.
    So many people they are on their phones.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 8:09 am |

    When you come here for the Engrish, that’s Funky Town.

  27. UCity | 1:29 pm |

    The sign can not have is called grammar.

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