Just for a moment, I’m endlessly happy.

posted on 21 Nov 2017 in Household Items, Toiletries


Photo courtesy of Beth Wild D.
Found on a box of tissue in Korea.

30 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Starts with Scent of a Woman, ends with Groundhog Day.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Kind of brings a lompid to your throat.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Your singing is like as Sequester the Cat.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Forget the song; let’s play sequester the sausage.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    – What day is today?
    – Every day.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |

    It’s a fruit-scented fagrance.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |

    So this is what Sam sung

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:52 am |

    Endless happiness for a moment.

  9. algernon | 5:04 am |

    I guess its a full moon

  10. algernon | 5:07 am |

    Suchehwa 23 December 2011 Adult Engrish comes to mind

  11. DrLex | 5:08 am |

    A bit too lompid to my taste

  12. Marum | 5:09 am |

    A Book of Verses beneath the Bough,
    , A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread, – and Thou,
    Beside me singing in the Wilderness,
    Oh, Wilderness were Paradise now.

  13. Marum | 5:14 am |

    Or for they who prefer Longfellow.

    As the cord is to the bow,
    So is woman unto man,
    Though she bends him, she obeys him,
    Though he leads her, yet he follows,
    Useless each, without the other.

    I am afraid I can never be sarcastic about love.
    (For I was fortunate enough once, to have it brush me once with its wings)
    A personality failing, I hope never to overcome.

  14. Marum | 5:58 am |

    EDIT : The Rubiyat; Wilderness enow.

  15. Marum | 6:07 am |

    “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”

    (Quote: MM)

  16. Frank Burns | 6:10 am |

    A blind man walked by the fish market…………..

  17. Marum | 6:23 am |

    “Some love is fire, some love is rust. But the finest, cleanest love is lust.”

    (Quote: James B. Goldfinger, after he sees Jill Masterton off at the station. I think she was going to work for Goldfinger)

    I think Fleming stole it from “The Party” 1928.

  18. Marum | 6:26 am |

    @FB. 0610.
    raises his hat, and says; “Good morning ladies.”

  19. Marum | 6:29 am |

    Maybe the Koreans, have some Seoul.

  20. Marum | 6:40 am |

    Will you love me, sweet,
    When my hair is grey,
    And my cheeks have lost their hue,
    When the charms of youth shall have passed away,
    Shall your love as of old prove true?

    (Andrew Barton {Banjo} Patterson)

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:52 am |

    Edgar Allan Poem?

  22. Marum | 7:25 am |

    Young lady marries a very wealth man. After a year, she tells her mother she is going to divorce him. She explains that she can’t stand it any more, because he will only do it by the backdoor. She complained to her mother that when she got married her bumhole was the size of a five cent coin, and now it is the size of a fifty cent coin.

    Her mother says: “You must be mad. You live in a mansion, you have a holiday home in Southern Spain, you have a GOLD Visa Card, he buys you a new Mercedes every year, or whatever you feel like, he has a Lear Jet, so you can fly over to the holiday house whenever you feel like it. And you are going to give all that up for forty five cents!!

  23. Pete | 1:21 pm |

    After 3 days of bad Japlish translations, I’m just happy we moved on to Korea today!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:56 pm |

    What, no scent of a Man?!

  25. Droll not Troll | 3:43 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 1:56 pm: Pull my finger! 😛

  26. Long Tom | 4:12 pm |

    My sister’s husband once had a T-shirt which read, “I gave my SEOUL to Korean Air Lines”, and then listed a number of other cities.

  27. EffEff | 4:14 pm |

    “Lime and LOMPID green, a second scene, the fights between the blue you once knew.”

    LOMPID: a new word that works well in acid space rock lyrics.

  28. Marum | 4:37 pm |

    I actually wondered why.
    Every time I wiped my mouth with these tissues, I got an erection.

  29. Long Tom | 7:38 pm |

    I remember in the 1980’s there were television commercials for Banner toilet paper. They showed a roll of toilet paper doing the talking about how good it was. My reaction was, “I can’t wipe my butt with toilet paper that talks to me!”

  30. EffEff | 11:04 pm |

    Long Tom: Just wait til AI toilet paper becomes affordable….

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