Keep our sidewalks splic n splan.

posted on 5 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

please-do-not-split

We need more splitoons.

Photo courtesy of Michelle Low.
Found in Hong Kong.

25 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    I split the atom and split

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Well, I can stay a little while but I have to go home eventually.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Mr Creosote, this means YOU!

  4. algernon | 4:22 am |

    And no piecing either

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    – Dear, there are beef balls urinating in the pubic lovatory!
    – Let’s do the spit, darling.

  6. algernon | 4:23 am |

    Or sheeting

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    If you split you will be told to fork off!

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |

    At least consider your pubic hygiene first.

  9. Pete | 4:36 am |

    What about my personality?

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:38 am |

    I expect to rate this translation poorly.

  11. Pete | 4:39 am |

    Or did you mean “Don’t leave, stay here and wait” ???
    For what, exactly….?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    But I brought my fission licence!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    NO HAWKERS!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    You don’t need to axe me twice.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:07 am |

    Houston, we have a splitting problem here.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:08 am |

    Houston Court is occupied by illegal Amoebas.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    Ironically, this sign draws a lot of wise cracks.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:32 am |

    If you like to split move to Cleveland Court.

  19. Marum | 5:43 am |

    As there are a few things I like to split.

    May I ask; “Don’t split what?”

  20. Pete | 12:18 pm |

    One thing’s for sure:
    Trying to figure out how to obey this sign is giving me a splitting headache!

  21. Filboid | 4:18 pm |

    That’s what splittoons are for, tloops!

  22. Classic Steve | 7:43 pm |

    Yeah, then we’d have blood and guts all over the place.

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:00 am |

    Too late, I already splat.

  24. iLock | 11:15 pm |

    Well, those beef balls urinating were delicious.
    Shall we spit the bill?

  25. Lora | 11:00 am |

    When someone has bad hygiene people tend to make like a banana and…and get out of there.

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