Mom, do we have any leftover refreshing?

posted on 26 Nov 2017 in Chinglish, Containers

lavendar-breeze

Which wine goes with coordinated refreshing?

Photo courtesy of Lisa Liotta.
Message printed on side of an enameled pan.

15 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    This message must have been wrotten by a politician.

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    I thought farting, was a better way of covering up cooking smells.

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |

    I see. Under the progressives it is no longer Red China. It is now Lavender China.

  4. Marum | 4:08 am |

    ♫The wind in the trees,
    Simply reeks of the cheese,
    Throw it out please,
    I implore you♪

  5. Marum | 4:11 am |

    My apologies to Dean Martin (Thats Amore)

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    The line after “streaming” must have been composed by an ex-spurt.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:28 am |

    My coordination has gone to pot.

  8. algernon | 4:35 am |

    Better than steamed crap

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |

    – What’s streamin’, darling?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |

    Error 404: Lavender not found. Refresh the coordinates and fry again …

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |

    Cooking with lavender breeze is likely to give you wind.

  12. Long Tom | 11:00 am |

    The lavender odor is to cover up that you burned the pot roast.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 11:42 am |

    Netflix comes with lavender flavor. Great improvement.

  14. Marum | 3:11 am |

    The rain is Tess,
    The fire’s Joe,
    And they call the wind Mariah. (Frankie Lane?)

  15. zankhana | 11:31 pm |

    There once was a man from Encarta
    Who could flatulate songs without words
    He’d poot out the Moonlight Sonata
    And sprinkle the air with his terds

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