Never met a seagull I liked anyway…

posted on 8 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

seagull-anti-health-center

Photo courtesy of Christie.
Found in Tonghua, China.

39 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Must be the chips

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    I thought it would be full of quacks

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    The sixth sick sheik’s sixth seagull’s sick.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Seagulls do that

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    “It’s a bloody sea bird . .. it’s not any bloody flavour.”

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    Health is so lama!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    @ Droll not Troll | 4:10 am: ”Seagull! … Seagull!”

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Son of a beach!!

  9. Marum | 4:47 am |

    Fighting Peter Seagull could bee considered anti -health.

  10. Marum | 4:50 am |

    We try to prevent any of our patients getting into a flap.

  11. Marum | 4:52 am |

    I believe this Health Centre went broke, shortly after this photo was taken.

    It appears, the business didn’t have a feather to fly with.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    One of those fly-by-night operations?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |

    Try our fitless center – we are never sorry for incontinence.

  14. DrLex | 4:58 am |

    Try our new guano therapy!

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |

    They’re always dropping in.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    Next time I see an unhealthy seagull I’ll give them a wing.

  17. Pete | 5:10 am |

    Bird Flu comes free for all customers!

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:18 am |

    Endorsed by Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |

    Clinic run by Dr Albert Ross.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 5:31 am |

    Always squawking about their bill.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |

    Also, there are plenty of in-terns.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am |

    Nurse, send in the next impatient.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 5:47 am |

    I need to go to the dock.

  24. Frank Burns | 6:07 am |

    Check out “Steve N’ Seagulls” if you like bluegrass versions of metal songs.

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:30 am |

    @DrLex | 4:58 am: In-vitro fertilizer?

  26. iLock | 6:57 am |

    “Just a few spritzers of ocean spray every day to keep you feeling fresh…”
    “Fresh?? Nooo, I want to stay ill…stale, get it?”
    “Oh, you DON’T want to be healthy??”
    “Yeah, I think I’m gonna start up a centre for us trashbag kinds of seagulls”

  27. iLock | 7:02 am |

    Look we may as well be honest here now, nobody was that seagullible before the re-branding.
    ‘Health Center’ pfft…most of them will be dead before their names come up on the waiting list.

  28. iLock | 7:04 am |

    WE’LL KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE: ENQUIRE WITHIN….
    IF YOU DARE

  29. Chris | 8:13 am |

    @Marum | 4:47 am: Any relation to Katy Seagull?

  30. Lora | 11:59 am |

    Seagulls are known for eating garbage and rotten fish but if they eat something healthy they tend to get sick.

    Rabbits are natural vegetarians that never touch meat but sometimes they get sick anyway, and giving them too much green leafy stuff will give them the runs.

    Roaches eat things like glue, paper, skin flakes, and dead insects, and have existed on the planet for millions of years while the dinosaurs went extinct.

    I think this diet-crazed society of ours should rethink this whole diet thing… not that I think we should eat like seagulls and cockroaches. :)

  31. Eggrish | 12:35 pm |

    Is Alka-Seltzer on the menu at this clinic?

  32. EffEff | 1:30 pm |

    The Seagull Anti-Health Center is closed for lunch. While you wait, you can look at all these pictures of pretty girls in tight jeans.

  33. Marum | 2:27 pm |

    @Lora 2359. I don’t know. Developing an exoskeleton could be beneficial.

  34. Droll not Troll | 6:08 pm |

    @Marum | 2:27 pm & Lora: Having to run for cover every time a light came on would get old in a hurry, though.

  35. Droll not Troll | 6:13 pm |

    @Lora | 11:59 am: That’s interesting about rabbits and leafy greens; may not be true, though. When a neighbour’s rabbit was in my yard for a while (days), leafy greens were about all it ate but it was leaving plenty of pellets.

  36. Marum | 6:30 pm |

    BTW I have a diet that works for nyone.

    1. Sit furthur from the table.

    2. Sit even furthur from the table. (Start at 100yards and work up)

  37. markm | 8:30 am |

    Did the Heart Attack Grill branch out to China?

  38. PeeBee | 9:48 am |

    This place is for the birds.

  39. sam | 10:15 am |

    There’s nothing a little music can’t help…

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