Pick up time

posted on 10 Nov 2017 in Chinglish, Stationery

time-vortex-flow

Photo courtesy of Christie.
Notebook found in Tonghua, China.

18 captions

  1. algernon | 4:06 am |

    At speed of course

  2. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Spins one out

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    Someone broke an hourglass and all the time fell out?

  4. EffEff | 4:28 am |

    Doctor, are you going to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow in the Time Vortex?

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |

    Pick up time, there’s no space for it here.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:31 am |

    I picked up some time at the second hand store.

  7. DrLex | 4:35 am |

    Someone needs to realign their dilithium crystals, it seems.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:37 am |

    You can’t pick up any time if you’re stationery.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    Pick up time the way a magician picks up a rabbit – by the years.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:20 am |

    Written by Boy George for Time (Clock of the Heart)

  11. Frank Burns | 5:34 am |

    I think I saw this same thing on a box of “ruffies”.

  12. Conventi | 6:27 am |

    Sounds like Star Trek Technobabble.

  13. Marum | 6:37 am |

    Well girls. As the sands of time flow. They all run to your bum ‘n thighs.

  14. Marum | 6:39 am |

    I thought; That “Pickup Time” starts after work on Fliday night.

  15. Lora | 10:25 am |

    Q:If someone smashes their alarm clock after it woke them up, could they be accused of killing time?

    A:Not if the clock stuck first.

  16. Eggrish | 6:20 pm |

    So forget about the passage of time and you’ll live forever. *mind blown*
    Engrish is power.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:38 am |

    – Mommy, what’s the time?
    – It’s just something lying around, sweetie.

  18. Long Tom | 7:28 am |

    “Ice cream castles in the summertime…”

    There was a band called “The Time”.

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